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Not sure how many characters are needed for no ads
But if you see ads
I'm sorry, I have failed you
If not, then if the dump didn't make you laugh
Or save a meme
Or you show it to someone
Then I have still failed
But if I didn't fail you
I'm probably failing school anyway
If not that's a miracle
This one is too true it hurts
Relatable
If you see this, you are special
Not this kind of special though, maybe who knows I don't know you
Haven't watched this movie in a while
Always made me giggle
Am I almost done yet?
I really hope you don't see ads
I'll stop now so no promises you won't see ads.
Dickbutt
Frontpage edit: my first post and it gets front page! You guys are awesome! Send me your best memes.
OPsafaggot
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KuleDino
Sauce
CreepyPhlox
I upvoted for #1 alone lol!
Jakethesnake357
250 characters are needed for no ads
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
#10 They were removed because of all the hurricanes they were causing.
SynnikShifter
#33 what's you gonna do? Beat my meat?
Falos
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
MeisPip
FrenchCanadianLurker
I thought this was a bad joke about the fact she was Muslim, and bombs and everything, guess I'm just racist or used to racist jokes
FrogDNA
The guy with the "You're Next" tattoo has an extra finger on his right hand.
meta666
I assumed it originally said YOUR and it’s photoshopped
motorwaffle
Turns out there are many species of butterfly in Japan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_butterflies_of_Japan
efemral
FAKE NEWS - the 200 or so species of butterflies in Japan are moths being paid to dress up fancy.
YouThinkThatsBad
I don’t get the drawing states one
JosephSelah
East is really intricate, west is very simple state lines
Crabby15
#1 everyday. Plus this is the funniest dump I’ve seen on the Imgur thing.
YesThisIsTonyStank
Oh we really not talking about the guy with the extra finger
ruferto
eh, googling numbers isnt that accurate anymore
gbabbitt22
#1 absolutely goddamn right
TheWhiteJonJones
Huh, learn something new everyday
Xannacor
I suggest using Hiya
HorseHeadMonster
So damn true.
Ratmaninadress
Fall is called fall because LEAF FALL DOWN
jrntn
I mean, considering that the opposite season is called spring, it seems reasonable
PostmasterG
But isn't #5 always the case with a laptop? I have never had one with the camera on the outside...
StevoReno
RobinGielen
Steven is really a little bitch, isn’t he? LOVE those memes
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
I like to answer random phone calls with "Memphis City Morgue, how may I help you?" They don't usually call back.
JoReads
Do people no know butterflies in Japan!?!!
sumbitchthatwashot
Hackerman looks like the guy that won 52k playing games on his phone
Yaeltra
Mr. Robot
krimtWebDog
I just realized this was all one thing.
whiskeyandcigarettes
Doesn’t anyone else have a certain container they use for spatulas and other odd kitchen items so they don’t use a drawer?
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I use a wide mouth vase.
LarvaLamp
Yes, but its stuck in a drawer
whiskeyandcigarettes
Mines on my counter...
CannibalFox
#22 Useless fact: I live there
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
250 characters to remove ads
TheBurritoConfederacy
Most of the western states are (mostly) box-shaped. He got tired of drawing complex borders.
yepitswood
I'm all for the wall so long as the Americans pay for it
CaptainGrowler
How bout we build two walls and big long sky bridge so the Canadians can have as many Mexicans as they want
MikeMcAwesome91
Everybody wins
yepitswood
I can't tell if sarcastic but I actually agree.
SoulN8
I’ll admit it. I sat and stared in confusion at that comic for longer than I probably should have.
Lemmysir
Me too
ruferto
why you tryna make me hit load more for 40 pics. i'm not falling for that. no sir.
NauticalRimJob
I thought she was annoyed he kept pushing the unlock button on the fob. *beep beep* *beep beep* *beep beep*
CrazyLizardLady86
I got it right away...maybe that speaks more about me than the comic tho
dejadrew
For everyone that still doesnt get it. Remote controlled vibrator panties
SlicedPotat
Oow thank you!!!
SoulN8
I got it eventually lol just took me a bit
DocEternal
Not necessarily panties. Those mostly went out of style for Bluetooth vibrators now.
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DontDoubleChargeMe
JudgmentDX
way to ruin it
fergesji
How about that "key" comic?
DJScrambles
Mottandbailey
Ty. Had to think about that one for too long.
B44a
Vibrator
steve77777777
i thought it was a bomb beep joke but ok.
mrhugeweiner
how did you figure that out?
SpidersMcGee
He's bipping the remote, no car sound, and she goes from looking at her phone to sweating and flushing.
TryingTraveler
Who tf has a key beeper for a vibrator. Plus who tf walks around with a vibrator up their coochi?
DoingItWrongSince1980
Who said it's up her coochi?
angrysloth
Oh, my sweet summer child. Take a seat
ColonelCasual
Vibrating panties are a thing, usually for couples, they have a remote that you give to your partner. Fairly common actually.