TwoBitGreaser

646225 pts · December 6, 2014


I work hard and I play hard, although I’ve received a letter from HR about being hard at work.

Don’t forget prolific pedophile.

2 days ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

It’s a compact.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The game is afoot.

3 days ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Japanese toilets are about to get wacky.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

McHatin

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Small arms

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perineum tanning is all the rage these days.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you considered booping its little wet nose?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried to do the most basic stump carving of a toadstool. It ended up looking so phallic I couldn’t leave it in public and had to bury it at the base of a dead hedge.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got leptospirosis from watching this.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now he knows how a proctologist feels.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about Nautilus Maximus?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No masks either. Let’s hope they come to regret that.

6 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Cowardice is the default setting for his atrophied brain whenever he shits himself.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seagulls are not a distinct species but a family of birds.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like there’s a whole separate chapter to foreign body removal for things people accidentally fall on.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should stop your disingenuous attempts to deter other interested parties so you can track this item down for yourself.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he entirely sure he didn’t just shit in his hand and rub it in his face?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a lot you don’t understand you fucking dipshit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would an ally help an agent of Putin? I wouldn’t give a cold cup of piss for Trump or his supporters.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“No need to thank me.”

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Pigs always getting all up in your grill.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s winnits around the nipsy.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone misunderstood the term ‘plug socket’.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m sure with that much leather they could have made a collar and gimp mask.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He shoe too big for he gotdam feet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His useful idiot and what a fucking idiot.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can’t tell if this is better or worse than ‘I had a feeling’.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It won’t work, he didn’t thank them for their attention to this matter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s just so jealous of anyone toilet trained.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0