Turtleproof

94329 pts ยท July 6, 2011


Remember Sammy Jankis

"Why do you like Gex, Bob?" " 'Cause, he's a lizzerd."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lil' squirt's got mad jukes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Hory shet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

P- put your mouth on it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nah, sexualizing animals is a significant mental illness.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Fair point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just fuck my shit up, mah doo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Even Mike Stoklasa hates her, not sure why. She was great in Brokeback Mountain and Interstellar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Is that steak in its mouth still edible?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm FREE! Fuck off foreeevvveeerrr!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What in the goddamn fuck, it looks like a Tumblr drawing interpreting vague instructions.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

HowToBasic got useful tips.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I actually said, out loud, "Wh- what?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have listened to crazy conspiracy theorists for DECADES, were you not aware of 3am radio broadcasts on AM radio?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Morpheus! Warpheus! Walruses!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Made in China for pennies, too!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need an explanation for why being attracted to cartoon animals is harmful? Really?

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Sounds fine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Being attracted to cartoon animals is harmful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Don't promote posts made by furries.

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