TurkTurkleton2

84150 pts · September 25, 2012


I'm just here for beer and pizza.

Shot that’s in my home town

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the scissors comes out I hear that lovely sound (sssnip...sssnip)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just be prepared for people to start asking "how's married life"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my mother looked at me the same way she looks at her son.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So question. With a company losing 600 employees wouldn't that put that company out of business?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask a female friend that's single on Valentine's Day. You just might be laid

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pure hell

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The one that wears makeup!!!"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go pack go!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Im an idiot..........." "You're an idiot...."

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hated the badge so much!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Truth. Can confirm.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He was great on the Cubs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starlin Castro!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When she tells you "Not to worry about it, we're just friends"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the Emergency Room, it's not first come first serve. We see patients case by case

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But birds can be assholes also!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like a cafe press for your weed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's how you kill flareon kids!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What is "Things a Nazi would say" for $500 Alex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a filmed in my home town in IL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"hold on...I'm on my hamburger phone"

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I cringe seeing that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! I'm a Eagle Scout from Troop 156 Patowatomi dist. Glenview IL. Great project

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from one ER nurse to another:)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol if you're in Chicago....yes I did...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually he is a Skokie police officer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're welcome:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you tell me what movie this from?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So I'm pretty stoned right now and the 60fps is unreal!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0