TurkTurkleton2

84150 pts ยท September 25, 2012


I'm just here for beer and pizza.

Happy Valentine's Day to all my single ladies.

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Happy Valentines Day to all my single ladies!

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So my beer froze yesterday...

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Love when hotels drop these aggressively passive-aggressive warnings in your room. Like yeah go ahead asshole, steal whatever you want, oh by the way you gave us your credit card and our pillows cost nine hundred dollars a pop, pleasure doing business.

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Chicago dyed the river green today

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MRW my two older brothers start to argue with each other.

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In honor of my Grandpa

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Christmas selfie

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A pastor at my church gave the Pope a Kris Bryant jersey a few weeks ago.

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soooooo momma wasn't only kissing Santa...

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years later this still gets me every time.

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It's like my feels have been curb stomped and crushed to bits....

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Met up with my buddy to workout....He decided to wear this.

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Yup....

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just one mor.....nope....okay...okay...

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Mmm...Gelatio....

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i'm getting really tired of your shit Mewkarp..

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Hmmm...

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All the Nurses and Murses can agree with me on this

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wait for it....

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MRW my roommates leave little to no milk in the fridge.

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I'm going to be a Mooviestar.

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My Wife's reaction when I want to try something new.

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MRW My friends ask how my job is going in the ICU is going....

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......thaaaaat's not normal.....

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Pure joy.

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MRW I read a text at 4am.

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To serve and protect babies from dipper rash....

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Don't you hate it when you get so excited about Jesus you accidentally take off and transform into a fighter jet?

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Seems legit....

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So when they say "take everything off that's metal before going into the MRI" my nurse didn't get the memo....

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The story of my existence.

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Tattoo Tuesday!

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How staying in User Submitted really feels.

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Rolled my car coming home for spring break. I lost everything except for...

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I got two speeding tickets in one week....My roommate made this as an reminder.

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In a heated argument I called my girlfriend my exes name....

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How I feel when charging my phone from my laptop.

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Yi Peng festival in Thailand.

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......Ahhhh!

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It's never easy being a sloth.

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Brace yourself....

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No caption needed.

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The look I got from my roommate when I walked in on him and his boyfriend..

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My favorite post: Female vs. male orgasm (SFW)

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Going through imgur while in class.

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I guess he didn't want the short cut..A Man Spent An Entire Year Walking Across China.

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