Ok…you caught me. Get this to the front page and there will be cake for everyone. (This is a Portal parody account. Please refrain from using actual neurotoxin)
Ok…you caught me. Get this to the front page and there will be cake for everyone. (This is a Portal parody account. Please refrain from using actual neurotoxin)
First you will be baked and then there will be cake
Adorable. Now please deposit your companion into the Aperture Labs Emergency Incinerator.
Fantastic
Follow up: are they flammable?
Question: are these used to construct homes and orphanages?
Thank you for trying Aperture Apples
It’s never too late to throw your companion in the the Aperture Labs Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
I’m not angry, just disappointed.
*rebooting*
After some light testing
They want cake
The taco makers can stay. The birds need to go.
I sincerely hope they haven’t learned a thing
Please escort your Sexy Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence
Incinerator. Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center,
Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Sexy Companion Cube euthanizing process.
Harder daddy
LIES!
No questions. Just well wishes.
A DK dump in the wild?! Praise science!
Or a little worse if you’re the guy behind him.
You’re right. I’m going to give you FREE access to my facility for some light testing, cake, and grief counseling!
This is an official act /s