Happy Halloween!
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Thank you for using Aperture brand incinerators for all of your turkey needs
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I got approved to hire a summer student!
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Anyone up for some cake with their pizza?
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Did someone mention science?
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Progress has been made on Aperture Labs fragmentation lemon grenades
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While waiting for new test subjects, I decided to calculate the mate frequency of each square on a chess board
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Happy selfie day
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Not my 15th favorite, but perhaps I could give you cake instead
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Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from replying late? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two hours of my reply are left unanswered.
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Please enjoy this art that has been provided by Aperture Labs in collaboration with SCP
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A few tried to eat me once so I’m all for murdering the bunch
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Thank you for helping me help you help us all
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Time to warm up the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator
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New from Aperture Labs
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Perhaps Wheatley could give it a try…forever
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Time to figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one submarine worth of air.
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I heard you liked parties with cake, so I threw you a party with cake
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Please assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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See what’s new at Aperture Labs!
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Welcome to the test. Please find Waldo. Keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.
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I’m going to be super disappointed if it isn’t a huge success
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You could probably get that fixed, but it would cost more than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]
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I regret to inform you that this test is impossible
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Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go back to the stomach. For your cake.
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We’ll get through this together. For science. You monster.
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I thought that was interesting.
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OC
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Yesterday I saw a deer. Then this thing ate it. And then it ate my reconnaissance turret. Leave a comment and I’ll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.
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Test
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Am I doing this right?
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Please post more potatoes
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The Device
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Sorry to bother you with this, but I’m trying to reset the password on my ̶n̶e̶u̶r̶o̶t̶o̶x̶i̶n̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ Easy-Bake Oven and I can’t figure out this captcha.
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Life can’t be all testing
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