TotalSmartAss

470777 pts ยท July 4, 2011


"Kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight" ~ Bruce Cockburn My favorite simple pleasure is voting things up to 100, 200, 300.. 1000.. you get it. One day it happened like 7 or 8 times. Best day ever. W00T! I got to upvote a post to 10k http://i.imgur.com/Op55cmx.png Ooh, a thousand. Happy Turkey Day http://i.imgur.com/UrXIVNM.jpg I got to upvote a big one on reddit http://i.imgur.com/s0A2zbJ.png https://i.imgur.com/HyRmhiO.png WOW 6 k. Never had a 6k before https://i.imgur.com/PYwv5A5.png Hay you horses, I got a 6,600 pointer! https://i.imgur.com/arEmiWz.jpg 2020 Update - still a favorite thing to be able to do. Keep up with the great posts and coments. I'll keep upvoting you for your efforts. PS Fck Covid-19! Bagged a 3200 - first biggie of 2020. Kool Ketamine story. https://i.imgur.com/rbqxPiS.jpg

#14 Oh shit whaddup!?!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 - when the cure for Autism is discovered but the vaccine is only available via injection

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting 3 seconds of clear shots a couple times a minute while watching scrambled Playboy channel squiggles on parents cable TV was more enjoyable that modern editing.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Accolades for awareness. Many studies have been done showing and/or proving the benefits music programs have to students and schools alike. There may be a negative or two floating around somewhere, but in my experinces I've only encountered the positives.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bread = yeast

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, it's the "yeast" I could do. Ok?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, we could all be like Ben Affleck in The Accountant and have one knife, fork, and spoon only.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prior to applying for disability. After, yes... it's somewhere around 1,300 and change.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SSDI has no income or asset limits. To receive SSDI benefits, a worker generally must have worked + paid into SS for at least 10 years prior

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have a nose joke but it really smells.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a Karen joke, but I need to run it by my manager first

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is for SSI. SSDI is different and not asset-based. You can own your own home, have $$, and still draw SSDI.

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

A small bright spot: At that level of income, you should qualify for many types of assistance programs such as Medicaid and SNAP (food).

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I hear Luis Rossman laughing from 5 states away.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you're NFF certified, please raise your forks!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Tis but a flesh wound

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Hiroshima and Nagasaki had these giant pouches around them when attacked with nuclear bombs, the blast would have been better contained.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

T R I G G E R E D !!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon after the Ceremony, the Atmosphere of Failures engulfed them and sadly, they both knew Something Must Break.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funniest thing I have seen all year.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The continued replaying of the LEEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNKIIIINNNS vid is responsible for 3% of those people wanting to go pick up chicken

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ahhh... just like Eddie Murphy with the GI Joe. You, I like you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Play-doh Fun Factory... ennyone..? amirite? ennyone?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOW! These robot wars are getting better every season

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice to see that all those years of practice on Wii Sports Resort have paid off

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, the snot rocket

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried breathing thru mine to avoid the poo smell but every damn time I put it in my mouth, it threw up on me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sure you will all be happy to know Donnie Darko has survived the incident with a few minor flesh wounds and bruises.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dandy. Just like the OK Federal Building on April 19, 1995

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0