'Member the guy that fell in the toilet when he left the seat up?

Mar 22, 2017 7:38 PM

This cracked me up almost as much.

Eye lash you one more time - where's the spider?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But seriously, very entertaining account of events.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I imagined it in my mind, and it was glorious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone please explain the bread emojis for my friend

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, it's the "yeast" I could do. Ok?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend isn't sure either, actually. Anyone care to explain?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bread = yeast

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think because some white people use a loofah when washing not a wash cloth. Which black ppl find weird? White ppl=white bread?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Huh. Maybe. Truly not sure on that one.

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E. Memphis ain't shit.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I avoid Memphis in general. But I'm from a small farming town, so I can't claim to know much of anything.

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Lol. I just wanted to see what it felt like to say that. I felt pretty gangster for a second.

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I'm kind of like Forrest Gump, I would probably walk through Chicago and be like "Oh look, that guy is getting mugged, cool!"

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Lol.

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