Mar 22, 2017 7:38 PM
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This cracked me up almost as much.
FirstPostMcGee
Eye lash you one more time - where's the spider?
But seriously, very entertaining account of events.
I imagined it in my mind, and it was glorious.
Justanotherdingdongdiddlydoobergoober
Someone please explain the bread emojis for my friend
TotalSmartAss
Sure, it's the "yeast" I could do. Ok?
My friend isn't sure either, actually. Anyone care to explain?
Bread = yeast
MooMooLazyRiver
I think because some white people use a loofah when washing not a wash cloth. Which black ppl find weird? White ppl=white bread?
Huh. Maybe. Truly not sure on that one.
MrChiPigg
E. Memphis ain't shit.
I avoid Memphis in general. But I'm from a small farming town, so I can't claim to know much of anything.
Lol. I just wanted to see what it felt like to say that. I felt pretty gangster for a second.
I'm kind of like Forrest Gump, I would probably walk through Chicago and be like "Oh look, that guy is getting mugged, cool!"
Lol.
FirstPostMcGee
Eye lash you one more time - where's the spider?
FirstPostMcGee
But seriously, very entertaining account of events.
stickemwiththepointyend
I imagined it in my mind, and it was glorious.
Justanotherdingdongdiddlydoobergoober
Someone please explain the bread emojis for my friend
TotalSmartAss
Sure, it's the "yeast" I could do. Ok?
stickemwiththepointyend
My friend isn't sure either, actually. Anyone care to explain?
TotalSmartAss
Bread = yeast
MooMooLazyRiver
I think because some white people use a loofah when washing not a wash cloth. Which black ppl find weird? White ppl=white bread?
stickemwiththepointyend
Huh. Maybe. Truly not sure on that one.
MrChiPigg
E. Memphis ain't shit.
stickemwiththepointyend
I avoid Memphis in general. But I'm from a small farming town, so I can't claim to know much of anything.
MrChiPigg
Lol. I just wanted to see what it felt like to say that. I felt pretty gangster for a second.
stickemwiththepointyend
I'm kind of like Forrest Gump, I would probably walk through Chicago and be like "Oh look, that guy is getting mugged, cool!"
MrChiPigg
Lol.