9734 pts ยท January 17, 2015
Indiana Jones' more polite cousin.
Okay, but how old are you? It's much harder to guess upwards, because you just don't have the context yet.
You can only do it if you're reading aloud.
Maybe, but it's still a green cup.
That's complicated.
*meanwhile, in the distance* CLOP CLOP fwap fwap CLOP CLOP fwap fwap CLOP CLOP fwap fwap
My wife slugged me twice in the chest for waking her up during a nightmare. Well, not 'for', but 'consequent to'.
"What up, my fellow men! Help any non-Asian women cheat their way through college yet today? I just did, and boy, are my arms tired!"
"But my family name is Shortcake."
Okay, but what happened AFTER the truck driver changed their pants?
There was one day that was the last day your parents ever picked you up.
Stop helping, you monster
Ray Wise was in Reaper; Samwise was in Frodo.
Shit, don't sweat it. I'm mildly blue-green colorblind, so I can name it but not see it properly.
It's called SEA FOAM, you cultureless boob
Hah! My wife's costume is a purple Yipyip.
Yep!
*her
You silly bastard.
She sounds awful.
Your mother kisses her own butthole?
"Of course we're still friends! I'd say it's because he has far better judgment, but if he's still willing to be friends, I'm not so sure."
They are not. Nobody puts their hand over their heart for that.
You took the steps necessary to keep yourself safe. It's hard to need that help, to ask for it, but it's never shameful.
In Vietnam, my father's helmet took a shot through it. He was not wearing it at the time, which is how I'm here to tell you about it.
Yeah, but mechanical advantage either means better range or splatter, depending on which appeals most.
Catshitapult.
There were occasionally moments in this game where the 'welp, guess I gotta kill someone' didn't really click. This was not one of them.
*pans across picture* "Aw, remember all these characte- oh shit the fuckin' godling eyes"
The first time peeing after my similar 'scopy, there was an audible sputter, like my penis was indignant about its treatment.
Chairpool.
Okay, but how old are you? It's much harder to guess upwards, because you just don't have the context yet.
You can only do it if you're reading aloud.
Maybe, but it's still a green cup.
That's complicated.
*meanwhile, in the distance* CLOP CLOP fwap fwap CLOP CLOP fwap fwap CLOP CLOP fwap fwap
My wife slugged me twice in the chest for waking her up during a nightmare. Well, not 'for', but 'consequent to'.
"What up, my fellow men! Help any non-Asian women cheat their way through college yet today? I just did, and boy, are my arms tired!"
"But my family name is Shortcake."
Okay, but what happened AFTER the truck driver changed their pants?
There was one day that was the last day your parents ever picked you up.
Stop helping, you monster
Ray Wise was in Reaper; Samwise was in Frodo.
Shit, don't sweat it. I'm mildly blue-green colorblind, so I can name it but not see it properly.
It's called SEA FOAM, you cultureless boob
Hah! My wife's costume is a purple Yipyip.
Yep!
*her
You silly bastard.
She sounds awful.
Your mother kisses her own butthole?
"Of course we're still friends! I'd say it's because he has far better judgment, but if he's still willing to be friends, I'm not so sure."
They are not. Nobody puts their hand over their heart for that.
You took the steps necessary to keep yourself safe. It's hard to need that help, to ask for it, but it's never shameful.
In Vietnam, my father's helmet took a shot through it. He was not wearing it at the time, which is how I'm here to tell you about it.
Yeah, but mechanical advantage either means better range or splatter, depending on which appeals most.
Catshitapult.
There were occasionally moments in this game where the 'welp, guess I gotta kill someone' didn't really click. This was not one of them.
*pans across picture* "Aw, remember all these characte- oh shit the fuckin' godling eyes"
The first time peeing after my similar 'scopy, there was an audible sputter, like my penis was indignant about its treatment.
Chairpool.