ToldUsingMyRealNameIsBad

9731 pts ยท April 12, 2013


dad to 4 kids (one deceased); married to my better 7/8ths; will upvote comments to my comment; finds looking for a bright future difficult.

The low angle and the house in the background looking far away make me think "forced perspective" and it's a toy helicopter.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I legit had to change out an analog clock for a POE digital one because people couldn't read it.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mmmm whatchu say.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monday Friday autocorrect.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Daniel. "They were made by the muthafuckin Accents."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The worst club to be a part of. You never get over it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 of us, one bathroom. No privacy.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just their summer teeth. Some are over here, some are over there.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT manager: you're still coming in tomorrow, right?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had to convert the metric shitload to bullets per school. That's why it took so long.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Apparently Craig Ferguson has a running bit where it is her and she frames everyone.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cabot Cove has the highest murder rate per capita of any fictional city.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

SG1.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a woman in my 1 person IT department named "Helen Wayte". All my sales calls got transferred to her.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The viewers

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully after my 2nd shot of vaccine I get better wifi in it.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I get asked what I'm allergic to I just gesture to everything.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even on the inside

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And yet somehow I'm still the one who cuts the grass.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's going to be a quiet night.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, we either get a fun-run every year or I have to start a GoFundMe.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stigma and misunderstanding. "My kid won't listen so they must be autistic too!" I've heard several times. My dark odd humor took me to

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had our suspicions for a while. I see it as opening doors to get the help she needs. My biggest concern for myself is battling the

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My daughter was just diagnosed this afternoon after two years of tests and therapy and other doctors.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before or after she bought a tire iron?

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"how do you shorten the name for the handicapped stall at the cheesecake factory in Roca Raton?"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before I disabled my facebook I followed the author of the Mrs. Perival series, Dash Hoffman. This was the main concept.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks so done.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just dump some rice in it.

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