HangingWithMyGnomies
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Aug 9, 2021 7:39 PM
HangingWithMyGnomies
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ButtBot9900
If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear, right?
ForRohan
It's almost as if internet service has become like... A utility?
Threemorewishes
please don't stand on it
Crawmak
That type of mustache doesn't look good on anyone, regardless of gender.
horseman05
I bet your neighbors name is Karen.
DependingOnTheStreet
I was never allowed to breastfeed my kids with a pierced nipple. But that was mostly cos my wife said it was weird & biologically impossible
hoppedup
Thanks. I kneaded this.
xyxyxyxy31
ItsjustHapp
a veritable windmill of corpses
dancingspaceflower
Oh shit, this made me laugh so hard just now!
DAVID574
I'll just call you by your name...
Phreddlicious
Damn, that's gotta be at least 12.
autocorrectfailures
What a nice looking fuck shed of a man.
TheGreatMediocretes
I need to steal this to use in everyday life as much as I can.
autocorrectfailures
What a nice sounding fuck shed of a comment
jakistamlogin
"Jaffa, kree!" ;)
TheGreatMediocretes
Excellent.
AxolotlInATopHat
Indeed.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
“I still look like that when I’m doing coke.”
idontenglishsorry
Also if you are 10 please don’t hurry, being a kid is awesome and it won’t last enough for you to really appreciate it
alyoshenka23
Appreciate doing coke?
w00tberrypie
solmazer
Ha! That TSA guy was all over the place last year!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Are Usain the rest are cheaters?
Smedley27
But thats a left hand !?
BaldBandit
Maybe she's barn with it, maybe it's Neighbeline.
pfshfine
I bet you were elbow deep in that post.
BaldBandit
Oh, it was a very, very strange post from 2017.
Kash0629
I had a buddy who was really into yoga and he once told me that it's less like getting a blow iob and more like having a dick in your mouth.
IupvoteAussies
I remember this one
dancingspaceflower
Me, too! It answered the burning question that 16-year-old me had.
pfshfine
Yeah, same. I still think of it when I hear people talking about sucking their own dick.
Otomasoteraph
GreenKnoweDemonTree
I don't mean to brag, but in the UK we had pogs AND tazos.
IMPICKLERICK
Holy fuck, went through SERE training and this is some psychological mind fucking Like no shit this is professional grade psycho-torture, A+
wardenda
Was this about those trump "whisper" ads? I honestly think I remember this comment.
IMPICKLERICK
Ya
PrincessLeliana
This doesn't make you look bad in the slightest. He is a creepy scumbag.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
kraquepype
CarlosSpicyweinerReturns
Oh, I'm not falling for this again. I still haven't fully healed from the last time
Sleepyhead22
HangingWithMyGnomies
@CrimeBrulee just called you out. Your honer is at risk here. I think you should fight him with meme!
Nandabun
Ah.. wait, why should Crime have to defend themselves cause someone else lied!
CrimeBrulee
Your top comment is about the post office
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CarlosSpicyweinerReturns
It was a one two. Almost posted my top but then thought this comment would be funnier.
Nandabun
I thought you were replying, not following the plan. Hah!
CarlosSpicyweinerReturns
I can't argue with you.
DrunkBobRoss
"Parents like this deserve whatever karma can shove up their backsides."
woozle
"Everything I don't like or understand is communism."
wetsusan
Who doesn't love Shaq?
red1300
dancingspaceflower
I'm hungry now
spaceghoti
HissyElliott
Spiders?
spaceghoti
SPIDERS? Where???
TheCuntCrusader
indecisivemelonhead
I want to upvote but you're at 69 so... nice.