Tockity

2329 pts · August 14, 2012


This is my public profile. Write something about myself.

and then there's the Dancing in the Streets music video

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you get two notifications if someone mentions you while replying to you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

alright for realsies though, i do #6 all the fuckin time, especially after i find that perfect spot in bed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...is that liam mcpoyle?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's like an athlete-flavored /r/iamverysmart

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That is a pretty good use. Berserias my first game to use it and its just been weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i heard this dude lives in a garbage can

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

how exhibitionism is born

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

when i get a day off i spend it being conflicted about getting a day off and not getting paid for a day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but why does it list a market for gold and not platinum and then describes it as a platinum ring

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what kind of monster stacks the larger spoons on top of the smaller spoons?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"fits into" the person in the front, because the person in the back is a little spoon to the front person's big spoon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

rant: it's called spooning because the two people fit together like spoons with their legs bent at the knees. the person in the back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

but since Trump's apparently a 70 year old man, doesn't that mean you're Trump either way?

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is it possible for a write-in to win? as an ignorant idiot, i still have no idea how the electoral college works

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it's amazing how weird this meme feels with that one word being off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just imagine all the sweet dicks you could have

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"how to get stabbed" by SorryThisUsernameIsTaken

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but.. how'd you turn on the water..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trapmaster.. ಠ‿ಠ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if there's one thing i learned from being deployed, it's that soda with real sugar is MUCH better than soda with a substitute.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that dr cox..?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now that i think about it, as much as i used to love APC, I don't think i've ever seen one of their music videos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus every Tool video ever made.

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 5

wait bill murray did the voice of garfield? i never actually saw that movie..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but what did the two girls do at the beach

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

this game was so much better than i had anticipated

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i could never decide if this was a christmas or halloween movie

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