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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016
Nov 7, 2016 10:35 PM
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Mistermonday96
The plants will be yuge. You'll see. Everyone says my plants have the most electrolytes. I invented the electrolyte. I did you can ask.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
"We'll make them plants great again it'll be huge"
ToxicViking
Subtle political opinions.
dxwill103
GO AWAY I'M BATIN'!
itsrexmanningday
And he's gonna fix the whole country in just ONE WEEEEEK!!!!
filthypug
I can really hear him saying it.
MyNameIsHorace
This shit's all retarded
db17k
https://memecrunch.com/image/51686461afa96f4d18000019.jpg
db17k
I have the best crops, everybody knows it
MrInevitability
It's ganna be UGE
HeyDontBeADick
About as good as the rest of his ideas
TonyFriendly
Ugh, the worst part is that I read this in his voice.
TooDumbForRickandMorty
I see you too turn on Comedy Central in the middle of the day
AndyColton
"Or you could use water." "Like from the toilet?"
DoesYourMomStillHavePizzaBagels
JimDressedAsDwight
But it has electrolytes
Hochimintz
That movie is slowly turning into reality...its sad
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Well our Costco did get a lot bigger this year.
ISupportYourViews
Someone, please explain. I have been seeing this for months, and have no clue.
suiseiseki
It's a quote from the documentary film, Idiocracy.
ISupportYourViews
Thank you so much. It has been ten years or more since I saw it, but I kinda remember that part now.
ShinksAvoHazaar
I had that movie delivered to my sister literally because of what's been going on over the last year. Politics amongst other things.
waytoocreamy
I voted for him.
Theresaholeintheworldthere
Welcome to Costco I love you
LordHello
I love water. Water is great. We lack water. You seen what she did with water? She ruined it. Ill make water great again.
eromitlab
We'll start with Trump water. $5 a bottle, right over there, go pick some up before you leave, it'll be great, it's the best water.
TehBOOM
BatJuan
I knew someone was gonna say something about this move!!!
db17k
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
peridotstar
I'll say two things for him---he wanted help from the smartest guy he met, and his motorcade kicked ass.
TerribleBot
whitevfute
I just watched this for the first time the other night, and all i could think of was trump
DieFattyDie
Trump's base certainly is the idiocracy, that's for sure.
Aelinsaar
I don't think they were as mean spirited, bitter, and bigoted as Trump supporters, they were just monstrously dumb.
swaggersaurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R3BN4T6XMw
DMGuy
You realize basically all this shit is staged, right?
swaggersaurus
How is it staged?
DMGuy
A) Because I don't for a minute believe that everyone on either side of that is a "random person", the Joey Salads bullshit should be (1)
DMGuy
enough that no one is that gullible, and B) because it's deliberately edited to only show off the view the creator wants? How about you (2)
DMGuy
guarantee you that what's shown here is very far from the complete story. (4)
DMGuy
show me all of the footage that was shot of either side, rather than a "best of" that's meant to push a narrative? Because I can (3)
Raguleader
You won't hear Hillary Clinton saying this, because she's in the pocket of Big Hydra corporate interests.
Etal00
It's now the Hive.
TheSacrificialButter
Hey man, diet water zero lite is awesome. Only 60 calories a serving!
PaulJ69420
ItKnowsWhatScaresYou
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
ABlueTowel
Big hydras have deep pockets. And lots of them. Every time one pocket fills, two more appear.
themissingventure
GrayMask
No its Hail Hydrate
TheBlackWindHowls
Hydro*
phe0n1x
HAIL HYDRA
Defhood
There it is
crashdummy35
lr5123
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RiverBear
This made my whole damn day.
sadtreefriend
Maybe even your hole weak.
inkpod
It quivered a bit
Raguleader
Close. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFD2ggNxR1g
Mayhaveshatmyself
I must be tired. I thought it said "Bronado"
Raguleader
Needs to be a movie. A weather pattern full of flying douchebags.
lr5123
That's what the video I'm referencing is referencing.
hashtagKKas
Its a reference referencing a reference disguised as another reference.
lr5123
secondbest
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4t0fsu/a_final_response_to_the_tell_me_why_trump_is_crazy/
WildSnarker
Wow. I've been hating on the man for a year and a half and I didn't know half of this. No wonder they took away his Twitter.
BadamWarlock
Fairleigh Dickinson Univ. polls Trump supporters and finds: 25% believe Obama orchestrated the Sandy Hook Elementary School mass shooting
BadamWarlock
What in the fuck, why would Obama want anyone shoot up an elementary school? What's the supposed benefit?
LaneAmaranth
God this really depressed me. How can people think this man is fit to hold public office?
Ashpashsmash
This is a great summary of how terrifying he is
peridotstar
Here's an article about all hes done since his nomination http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-blow-by-blow-account-trump-campaign-disaster/
inagoddadavida
It's almost like he has some sort of brain damage. I really wish he would just go away.
PlantFarts
I think some of that brain damage might be being rich since child birth and not having to lift a finger to work, or no hardships
gobstaquresky
Voted early, voted for trump. Let the butt hurt commence
waytoocreamy
Same
scabab
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4t0fsu/a_final_response_to_the_tell_me_why_trump_is_crazy/
scabab
so... anti abortion, climate change is a hoax, ban muslims, build a wall, kill the families of terrorists. that all works for you?
scabab
downvoted but... these are all things trump has said repeatedly... do people not know?
suiseiseki
Let's pretend they live in ignorant bliss instead of considering the alternative that they are that misguided.
gobstaquresky
I strongly dislike both Trump and Hillary but since hillary wants to raise taxes to 40% I voted for trump.
scabab
the tax plan you're talking about only applies to the top 0.5% of taxpayers. you've been lied to.
scabab
you voted for trump based on a lie you didnt even bother to fact check
gobstaquresky
I work 50 hrs/week @15/hr to put myself through my bachelor's of science in electrical engineering degree and can barely afford...
gobstaquresky
To pay my bills. And I'll be damned if hillary comes along and says "20 of those 50 hours will go to taxes" fuck off...I'm trying to make...
shadowbanmeagain
taxpolicycenter.org Filers in the bottom three quintiles would have small tax increases, reducing after-taxincome by no more than 0.1percent
yoozernaiym
Where did you get that 40% figure? http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/hillary-clinton-tax-hike-proposal-220183
gobstaquresky
A better life for myself, my wife, and my newborn son.
scabab
2/3 class whatsoever. you've voted for trump without even checking the facts on his key selling point. you're the reason the world thinks
scabab
3/3 so lowly of trump voters. how can you defend your position when you recognise how dangerous his energy and social policy is?
scabab
can i get a response to this? various independent analyses have shown that clinton's tax plan wont raise taxes for the lower or middle 1/2
TristanVIII
Upvoting this just out of spite. I do love a good pandemic of butthurt.
youareinelysium
DO NOT LET IDIOCRACY BECOME A DOCUMENTARY
nabacular
Terry Crews was a great president, and a great father
generousmon
They just got the dates wrong.
Landwarrior525
Too late.
achef614
Please do not let this happen america
AndrewMuthaLuvinL
Oh contraire, it's slowly becoming a dystopian story about what could happen to America if they're lucky
smashedfinger
It's either that or house of cards. I'd prefer the one where the average intelligence doesn't fall.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
People are claiming they are little girls, dogs, inanimate objects etc..it's here
TheCrazyVulcan
Check out Cracked on Idiocracy. You will agree it is actually a step up from where we are now.
NoDiceDoomguy
http://www.cracked.com/video_19644_why-idiocracy-would-actually-be-utopia.html
Jusmar
"Check out cracked on x" no
Raditz25
I dont think any of these people understand where this is coming same w/ the Gatorade part kinda sad that they are taking this too seriously
escalinci
People say I'm the greatest horticulturalist. I do so much horticulture.
fedoras
you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her [redacted]
chickenchickenwheresyourdinner
I do it bigly.
LizardEnterprises
Oh please, horticulturalist is 6 syllables, that's WAY too advanced for Trump. He'd just say he's the best at plants...
happyapache
As a horticulturist I like this comment.
SquintEastwood
*whoretheculture, you mean
crashdummy35
Our crops'll be UUUUUUUUUGE. So big
MaSu10
We do not need in this country low energy.
Skalo44
And I can get you references. The best references, that prove that I am the best horticulturist. I am bigly proud of my abilities.
MOTHERFUCKINGJUDAS
Horticulture is way too big of a word for him.
copingcabana
Just the other day, I took a whore to a museum.
bougie
You can take a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
This is one of the best things I've seen this month. That's no way to talk about your wife, Mr. Trump!
Taihennami
You *can* lead a horticulture - but you can't make her think.
Nicalanius
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it
Idonthavealottosay
Much horing
john1912
That has about 7 more syllables then hes capable of.
inkpod
It surpasses his four-syllable threshold
RickMDC
That is why im endorsed by more than 25 horticulturalists...
PizzaGovorun
And it's great horticulture, I guarantee you. It's the best. People ask me about it all the time.
thegelatoking
They say "wow your horticulture is great." "How is your horticulture so great?" they say!
escalinci
If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be arranging some flowers for her.
PizzaGovorun
Now you are making it weird. Not as weird and pervy as DT himself...
startedfrom4channowimhere
WhiteTrashTiger
Go Trump
waytoocreamy
Hell yeah
WhiteTrashTiger
Dude, it was a joke, who in the right mind would even think trump knows what to do as president?
waytoocreamy
Me
JoshVita
Apparently, millions.