Likes: LOTR, Jogging, Beer, The Great Outdoors, Campfires, Bourbon, Dogs, Cats, Making "Monkey" laugh, Mutually enjoyed time with someone with no obligation to speak (yay! introverts), Imgur, and Ignoring my phone for hours at a time. Dislikes: Inconvenience, Unnecessary banter, Ingrown hairs, Overcooked meats, Warning labels on clearly dangerous items, Dull kitchen knives when in desperate need of a sliced tomato, and Dang kids in my yard/acting my age (40). Observations: There is far less money in a cure. Not all politicians are bad. Not all cops are good. We can almost always learn from others mistakes, but generally choose not to. Having quick wit, while also possessing heaps of biting sarcasm, is often times a burden in the workplace. I have a wife. We have a son. Our household is now routinely one of many funny noises, crumbs everywhere, and toys underfoot.
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Aggressive mleming continues
If Lance Armstrong from the late 90's was a dog.
It's usually a chicken....
What about their legs? Nyeea, they don't need those.
Yaaaay!
"I'm packing heat..."
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass."
But didn't some charismatic blue chick get the curse lifted? I thought Not's not Not anymore.
Like what you like. Happy for you. But my yuck-meter is off the charts.
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"It's not catch the semen."
Where the hell are days 2, 17, and 4612!?!
This is great. But my sleeping 80lb pit-mix just audibly farted in her sleep from the other room.
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"I GOTTA SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT BOX!"
Felt like I needed a laugh today and thought I'd share more than just the OG favorites in case anyone else could use a chuckle too.
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That'd be a nice walk
Pretty sure that's a golden silk orb-weaver. But when I was kid, we called'em banana spiders. Used to feed moths to the ones around the house. I agree, let them cook.
Thanks! And you're not wrong. But I've had good luck with this brewer. So, hopefully it turns out well.
KEVIN HAPPENED! That's what.
That's one of my favorites too!
Quite. Just put another log on. Took about 90 seconds. Started sweating. Some would claim it's cuz I'm a chunky butt. I would say it's that, annnnd this fire is damn hot.
As a single tear rolled down his cheek, OP warmly replied "It certainly was."
Not familiar with that term. We call them "crates" or "kennels". But yeah, they have to bunk due to the size of our kitchen. Our eldest boi can't handle their rough play so we mostly keep them separated (for meow).