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24420 pts ยท October 4, 2016


Likes: LOTR, Jogging, Beer, The Great Outdoors, Campfires, Bourbon, Dogs, Cats, Making "Monkey" laugh, Mutually enjoyed time with someone with no obligation to speak (yay! introverts), Imgur, and Ignoring my phone for hours at a time. Dislikes: Inconvenience, Unnecessary banter, Ingrown hairs, Overcooked meats, Warning labels on clearly dangerous items, Dull kitchen knives when in desperate need of a sliced tomato, and Dang kids in my yard/acting my age (40). Observations: There is far less money in a cure. Not all politicians are bad. Not all cops are good. We can almost always learn from others mistakes, but generally choose not to. Having quick wit, while also possessing heaps of biting sarcasm, is often times a burden in the workplace. I have a wife. We have a son. Our household is now routinely one of many funny noises, crumbs everywhere, and toys underfoot.

Aggressive mleming continues

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Lance Armstrong from the late 90's was a dog.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's usually a chicken....

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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What about their legs? Nyeea, they don't need those.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yaaaay!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm packing heat..."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But didn't some charismatic blue chick get the curse lifted? I thought Not's not Not anymore.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Like what you like. Happy for you. But my yuck-meter is off the charts.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's not catch the semen."

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where the hell are days 2, 17, and 4612!?!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is great. But my sleeping 80lb pit-mix just audibly farted in her sleep from the other room.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I GOTTA SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT BOX!"

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Felt like I needed a laugh today and thought I'd share more than just the OG favorites in case anyone else could use a chuckle too.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That'd be a nice walk

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure that's a golden silk orb-weaver. But when I was kid, we called'em banana spiders. Used to feed moths to the ones around the house. I agree, let them cook.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! And you're not wrong. But I've had good luck with this brewer. So, hopefully it turns out well.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KEVIN HAPPENED! That's what.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one of my favorites too!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite. Just put another log on. Took about 90 seconds. Started sweating. Some would claim it's cuz I'm a chunky butt. I would say it's that, annnnd this fire is damn hot.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a single tear rolled down his cheek, OP warmly replied "It certainly was."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not familiar with that term. We call them "crates" or "kennels". But yeah, they have to bunk due to the size of our kitchen. Our eldest boi can't handle their rough play so we mostly keep them separated (for meow).

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