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24420 pts ยท October 4, 2016


Likes: LOTR, Jogging, Beer, The Great Outdoors, Campfires, Bourbon, Dogs, Cats, Making "Monkey" laugh, Mutually enjoyed time with someone with no obligation to speak (yay! introverts), Imgur, and Ignoring my phone for hours at a time. Dislikes: Inconvenience, Unnecessary banter, Ingrown hairs, Overcooked meats, Warning labels on clearly dangerous items, Dull kitchen knives when in desperate need of a sliced tomato, and Dang kids in my yard/acting my age (40). Observations: There is far less money in a cure. Not all politicians are bad. Not all cops are good. We can almost always learn from others mistakes, but generally choose not to. Having quick wit, while also possessing heaps of biting sarcasm, is often times a burden in the workplace. I have a wife. We have a son. Our household is now routinely one of many funny noises, crumbs everywhere, and toys underfoot.

Cake Day Dump While Dumping on Cake Day

Points 28
Comments 7
Views 963

Halloween 2024

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 1079

Apparently it's my day of cake

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 806

The skills to pay the bills

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 620

Relax for like 30 seconds and stuff

Points 26
Comments 7
Views 2952

Doggers Love Presents Too

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 326

Christmas selfie

Points 34
Comments 1
Views 340

Stop scrolling and have a little rest

Points 28
Comments 6
Views 1349

Sunday morning surprise Central Texas Edition

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 135

Take 10 Seconds of Rest

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 737

Looking Like a Fool with my Pants on the Ground

Points 32
Comments 2
Views 246

Newest addition to our family. Beauregard and Adilai. Yay rescue puppers!

Points 39
Comments 1
Views 2182

Doing my part

Points 3
Comments 5
Views 100

Cake Day

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 365

CAKE DAY!! And Some 2016 Memes That Led Me to Join You Amazing Lunatics

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 383

Awooooooo

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 366

Puppy 2.0 Next to Previous Version

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 264

Secret Santa Delivers!

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 1130

Not a pretty girl on selfie day

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 96

You made it. Take a rest for a while

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 1204

Moving on up on my 40th NYE

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 1685

Please help me share my gratitude

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 318

Cake Day is a good day to help small business

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 219

Jax and Mr Hedgy

Points 14
Comments 0
Views 867

Am I doing this right??

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 145

Christmas Chicken

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 82

This Fortunate Central Texan is in the Home Stretch

Points 96
Comments 2
Views 3047

SANTAAA!!

Points 38
Comments 10
Views 1435

Secret Santa Failed Us, But Here's The Bestest Selfie

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 70

After running 185 yards from the 1 and embarrassing the entire defense...

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 1814

Jax

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 669

Here's 30 Seconds of Something What

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 403

I stand corrected. My SS didn't fail me, he/she dominated Xmas this year!!

Points 36
Comments 8
Views 1123
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