Tjayebird

18773 pts ยท August 23, 2015


French teacher, bird enthusiast, intellectual weirdo, occasional internet troll. But mostly bird enthusiast.

Fantastic!!! ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I'm just glad I woke up early and went!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you this is also how I feel lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm almost 32vand I still wear shorts under my skirts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah these are fucking terrifying. Stay away from me plz.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg your username made my day tyvm

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really shouldn't have been drinking water when I read your comment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha it's 70+ degrees right now. We had a fake start of winter and I had already packed up my summer clothes. Big mistake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lonely woman in French. But I need to change it cause I ain't lonely no more! lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm here now and I can attest, no one knows.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And everyone loses their minds and skid off the road from sheer terror of the unknown substance that has fallen from the sky.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I live in Louisiana. One time they shut down schools because it MIGHT snow. And the next day it was sunny and warm. True story.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I just read it again and laughed. It never gets old. I've probably read it 100 times.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Lost it at the belly poke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might be the best thing I've seen all week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had reoccuring locations in dreams that don't exist in real life. When I was younger I think I saw the same man a few times. No more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cant believe I missed it. Dang real life lol

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That beard tho. Never thought I would say it but the man is hot with a beard.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in the theater in the fetal position sobbing. Can never watch that movie again. Too traumatic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw boy in striped pjs in the theater. Sat curled up in the fetal position sobbing during credits. I don't ever cry at movies. Dev lvl 20/10

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at the Zika/troll baby +1 for new roast pics

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never seen this movie but this made me laugh so hard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen this in a while. Didn't realize I missed the Bean in my life. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

She should have to be in jail at least 6 years

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the hell does one eat this concoction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<--- a little more context on size

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0