TittyKong

194 pts ยท March 23, 2018


Dream job ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you got a good boyfriend. He knows cats are amazing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then look up japanese guitarist Miyavi. The shamisen is what he based his style of guitar playing off of.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nah, its fine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, this is how things should be. No shame. This guy fucking rocks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like, we in the negatives

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I owe money, an amount I could not possibly afford.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like they need some cats

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fuck yeah

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, I've never really wanted a tattoo because I never knew what I wanted but now I know. Bitchin.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's probably part of a ska band

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Qeeeeuuuussooooo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats one hell of an underbite

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice birb stories make me happy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell people to get put there and live their animal crossing fantasies.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The news won't shut the fuck up about it. Like, these bugs are fine. They don't do anything bad. Tell WJZ to quit their bitchin.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, he's pretty spot on. Goddamn.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAIL SATAN!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Animals are magic

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, your doctor is fucking hilarious. I say this as someone who works with urologists on a daily basis. Bet they'll get a kick out of this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can't even get steady unemployment in this country. Universal basic income ? ? ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source: I haz corgi

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Those are both straight up corgis. The one's ears aren't up yet. Very cute.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Congrats on the new pets. You have been chosen.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say, give him time

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We had a German shepherd who ate bees all the time and this never happened. Like, how does this even happen?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And wearing bras actually help them to sag more

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0