Viggen1
85111
1995
41
He can really destroy a business with such a kit.
May 20, 2021 6:08 PM
Viggen1
85111
1995
41
He can really destroy a business with such a kit.
penelopepeach666
lol, "Now including a protective plastic cone!!"
desolatorx
This hurts my pp just looking at it
profiledit
CaucasianEagle
I have not seen that
JohnSchindel
Don't forget the bag of frozen peas!
Pdizzle124
Free bottle of bourbon?!?! My doc only gave me drugs.
netutoring
"Heeeeeeeeeey everybody, I'm Dr. Dick!"
mrsmarmel
The cone of shame is a nice touch
TittyKong
Dude, your doctor is fucking hilarious. I say this as someone who works with urologists on a daily basis. Bet they'll get a kick out of this
Anybodys
I’d do it.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I love how in the picture where she's reading the manual she has a glass of bourbon too...
Lakalaba
That guy is wearing the cone of shame!!! lol
simonsaysabunchofstuff
Help prevent abortions. Get a homestyle vasectomy today.
boobsalot
There you go!
WhoHim
I work for urologists. One of them did his own vasectomy on his own using a mirror.
DukeDarkwood
All it's missing is a testimonial from Lorena Bobbitt.
turdswindler9000
Haven't heard that name in a long time
activeracer28
Funny thing, my wife is a surg tech. She could have done mine anyway.
nuked13b
I'm sitting at The V.A. urology right now when I could it it at home, well fuck!
Pwnzistor
I work for the VA! Sort of!
Putitinyomama
Tourangeau1
Had mine 20 years ago! Celebrating our 30th anniversary in a month! Happy marriage/no kids for us.
TheNamiKage
"Wait what was the mirror for?"
gedankenmann
Notice this is the revised edition? The first edition was a rip-off.
AeonexAshaxei
Genuinely chuckled at, "Easy to read 1,441 page manual"
DoomFather
Download the app!
thisisstillathing
My first one failed. I don't know how you screw up cutting two tubes, but it's nice to be a statistic. Still waiting for another attempt...
sailormars69420
Just curious did you get any surprise children out of your failed one or did you catch it in time? My coworker had a failed one.. it happens
thisisstillathing
I already have two kids. All done. This was supposed to shut that down.
967Evil
I was Bought the Lobotomy kit for my Birthday. I have been Lobotomised for 1 year now so Im expecting this kit as my next present .For Xmas>
967Evil
I will be bought the Self Cremating Body stocking ...
PicassoCT
Properly lobotomized, you should expect anything anymore. No more drive, no more planning, your worries are over..
967Evil
Preprogrammed .
ler0yjenkins
there's lots of funny gag gift boxes like this. I got one for a friend
SwedeOnAnIsland
What’s actually in them?
ler0yjenkins
just empty box to wrap a gift in.
TheFunGuyinOz
Where might one find a source of such things? . . . Asking for a friend who is inept at interweb searching
ler0yjenkins
I got mine off Amazon doing search for "gag gift boxes"
TheFunGuyinOz
Thank you
bunwiggle
Getting strong Hard Candy vibes.
MrJosephNorth
If you didn't say it, I was gonna.
BargleMcGalls
Ha. Dr. Dick Payne
Chiyodin
Haha thanks I overlooked that. I owe you one
adam1124
I have a high school friend who is a legit Dr. Payne now lol.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Nope, Dr. Richard Payne. He married miss T. Opportunity and ruined that name as well in the process.
pookieeatworld
Revised edition... What was wrong with the first one, I wonder?
koops
Blades were too blunt.
Ozzy98
Says now with a plastic protective cone. Assuming around his neck so he cant bite at it.
Cutthroatlemur
But Dr. Snip gave me a free pocketknife.
MojoBacon
You did better than me, I just got a free stubbie holder.
AnythingMuchShorter
I literally have my Dr. snip knife right here at my desk.
TheGeorge360
Same here!
geotim235
Me, too! Dr. Snip is the best!
IntradouchingMyshelf
Still is the best decision I took in my entire life. I'm 25, I have no kids and I can bang my wife like there is no tomorrow.
JTLost
Did mine at 30, I have so many genetic conditions that it just made sense. Also my siblings have so many damn kids I can borrow one.
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vhdangel
Seeing all these young guys who had the procedure makes me sad that they put women through so much to be Child-free. Most are refused...
vhdangel
tubal ligation or hysterectomies until they're 30 or had several kids. Some stupid places even require a "husband's consent". Like, WTF?
chicagochick
Yep I was told I had to be over 38 w a Drs referral or have at least 2 kids before I can get a permanent procedure
IntradouchingMyshelf
I was refused from 18 to 25. I ask my doctor every year and she was laughing at me. After 7 years I finally found a private clinic who
IntradouchingMyshelf
Accepted my request. And they had to sent a request to my doctor first. Back to square one. My doctor accepted after I explain to her on the
IntradouchingMyshelf
Phone for 20 minutes. She was trying so hard to change my mind. While my wife was using the pills since she was 15 :(
chicagochick
Who are you unicorns?? I'm 35 childlfree and while I have a childfree partner he refuses! I'm annoyed that's it's all on me :(
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IntradouchingMyshelf
It's even faster now, they don't use scalpel anymore. It doesn't even leave a scar. I did it this year and I was surprised how easy it is.
chicagochick
Idk why the comments were deleted. But I wish more men were comfortable with procedures, like women get accustomed to birth Ctrl methods
IntradouchingMyshelf
I was lucky enough to find someone who think the same way I do on this subject. But you should show him how easy the process is.
IntradouchingMyshelf
It's really safe and simple. It took me 5 minutes and was free since I'm Canadian. The remission is like 3 days and it's painless.