TitaniEm

7651 pts ยท March 14, 2015


"Love never keeps a man from pursuing his personal legend." -The Alchemist

This isn't depressing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this one got me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you live in Southern California. I'm doomed to fight off bugs forever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP do you live in Bexley, Ohio?? There is a girl who lived by me with a corgi named Pickles and looks exactly like yours!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kimmy Schmidt reference???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And you know she doesn't eat the food she makes. I know zero actual chefs who are that tiny.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You can use whatever cheese you want, but I prefer rrrrri-COT-ah cheese."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She's pretentious and a very sad excuse for a "chef". At best she's a spoiled, rich, stay at home mom who can cook.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

GREY'S ANATOMY. Hour long episodes. I cried a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This is exactly what it felt like to hug my friend when we were on LSD. We connected and kind of became one person for a second.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those Flinstone vitamins tasted like satan's nutsack.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I approve.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucifer will rise.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

difficult because there's never been anyone else better suited for me. So anyway, sorry about your tough spot, but I hope it gets better 6/6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I know it's a good thing for both of us. We both have a lot of growing up to do and need to experience the world apart. It's just 5/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some serious communication problems that was ultimately our downfall and now I'm heartbroken because we've split indefinitely after 3 yrs4/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

want to do life separately. It gave us some perspective but we needed much more than "space" to have a good relationship. We also had 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

saw each other (we had the same church choir job so we had to see each other) we realized how much we missed each other and just didn't 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like my situation about a year ago. Though we did make a clean break, it only lasted about 4 very long days. When we finally 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 more perspective. A break is just a weak breakup, imo. Who initiated it? Was it mutual?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol no harm done. But seriously, make sure your partner isn't looking for another butt. A clean break gives you SO much 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking 90s rap

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 pursue other people/butts, it's needs to end completely. It's hard, but makes you feel less shitty in the long run.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Breaks don't usually work the way they're supposed to, in my opinion. If you just need space, fine. But if you feel that you want to 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Get an animal. Any animal.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(Skipping ahead) I wouldna put the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit. I wouldna put the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At 25 my mom owned a restaurant. My biggest accomplishment at 25 is graduating college with shit to show for it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is amazing, OP. Major respect for those skills.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But.... Are you the llama?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is my superhero name, given to me by a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0