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Portland, Oregon based artist-Gypsie Raleigh. Check her oot! https://www.instagram.com/gypsieraleigh/?hl=en
EDIT: FP! I can die happy. Apropos. Here's a bonus for you:https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaWWNqg9VF/?taken-by=gypsieraleigh&hl=en
Show this artist some love and send me...well you know.
sweetreleaseawaits
Wonderful !!!!
thyfartismurder
These are great
Redfoxy001
Who hurt you?
DastardlyD
#1 What's the issue? Climb up your dead homie, boom, out the hole.
AlphaBootis
Maybe he wanted to help the homie, but couldn't because he was in the hole.
IHateYourHappines
This pleases me.
Blindeyesavage
Number one made me laugh from how fucked up it is...does that make me a bad person?
Sokonomi
Some of these are frighteningly deep.
IamIago
We do not like depressing comics. We upvote them
thecuteocalypseishere
#11 you can do that with your liver, though, which is cool
hurrdurr69
Hahaha I think their hearts are supposed to be timers on their lives and the one in bed is about to run out, you silly goose.
thecuteocalypseishere
Shhhh I wanna be happy D:
realusernotabot
I also like that it's very gender neutral
T0nga
I hate these filthy Neutrals, grudge13. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
GiraffeLoveImgur
#11 is the one that fucks me up
EtherealRune
Me too, it's what I think every time I end up in hospital
tobasko
Some of these are epic explanations of my past relationships.
IAmNotSarcasticAtAllLikeNever
Guys, I've been dumped by my GF, I though I wont care, but it hurts like a bitch. Its not easy when you are left alone, and without her,
IAmNotSarcasticAtAllLikeNever
I am alone, i forgot how to be by myself, we were together for almost 3,5y, and i did want to propose to her but, thats not gonna happen now
IAmNotSarcasticAtAllLikeNever
I am sorry I am being pathetic but the suffer is real, the pain in the chest is real, I dont Know what to do,but I am fucked...
waterchestnutIII
Can someone explain the bridge/stork one to my friend?
menaharker
I think someone was going to drown a baby but stork caught it to be delivered elsewhere. Hopefull actually?
KittyDreams4Real
I saw it as she couldn't keep it so the storm brought it to another family...adoption.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
#8 is only depressing in how stupid the people are. They can just turn around to be with each other.
atenaz713
Unless gravity would make them fall off and die
Mcshmile
If its a sphere then they could just pull the rope up from around the side
StarkeRealm
As a literal read, sure. Not being able to be with who you wanted to because of distance, and nothing you can do about that? I can relate.
NexiKuro
Story time: My greatgrandmother fell in love with the son of her neighbor just like her older sisters did with his brothers. 1/2
NexiKuro
2/2 his mother was against this because she had "already lost 2 sons to those Bastert girls". So they named their first born after eachother
itoldyouiwashere
this post is like listening to a whole radiohead album
Sternmeyer
Nah, this post was good.
ElizKM86
If I could give this more updoots I would.
chrisdafish
Listen to Hospice by The Antlers
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
accurate as fuck
astrogeek
This one is kind of sweet, unless I'm not seeing the depressing twist.
VicL333
Love doesn't last... and we all want it to last.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Reminds me of Chrono Crusade.
VoPo
Some people find their own mortality and that of others saddening.
silicawood
This one actually has the most meaning to me. My wife died unexpectedly. Love today, for time is always running out for us.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
I thought of it as their love was slowly draining away. Love running out, not just time. :/
WrongUn
I'm sorry to hear that but I do like how you took that picture to a less depressing and more motivational place
websurfintime
Sorry for your loss
fartymcfartface
That was beautiful
crisunfolds
Sorry for your loss, man.
deltajesus
Dunno what #1's winging about, he can definitely climb up the other dude
Pochea15
NOO I DONT APPARENTLY):
shovel556
also good job
Bendercrackedcorn
Who hurt you!?
ImNakedUnderneathMyClothes
I want that still dead, thanks for checking on my Stone later
isthishowthisworks
Later also known as"Death"
HeraAndAll
Agreed
demoe56
"no need to rush im not going anywhere"
aPokal
http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mel-blanc-tombstone.jpg
SugartinBadEnglish
Notice your friends quickly, you don't have much time left.
blackguard89
I want a digital one with a tracker. In case of either zombie or my body gets stolen. That should cause some pants shitting either way
Angaram
I came to the comment section to make exactly that comment. I guess there will be quite a few of these in the future maybe?
TrustMeIMightBeADoctor
I want mine to say "I told you I was sick."
UFOTuesday
Dad?
naytorin
"I finished before you in the human race" is a good one too. Fable was damn clever in that department.
ResidentMormon
...if it ever changes, I'll be sure to let you know
SoraHjort
"I died to give you this message: Whatever you do, don't itch your nose"
pastapizzas
Who's the world going to revolve around now? (Tim Minchen)
Solkanarmy
yeah, but what if you rise again? you'd have to spend valuable zombie rampage time recarving that shit
FeralChicken
For mine I'd change it to "Not a zombie yet, thanks for checking"
Raxiel
As long as you ask to be burried with a hammer and chisel so you can correct it if you get back up.
sarcasticresponse
Have to update my will....
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
"Are we there yet?"
DongSayaDae
"I'm bored"
krapmyself
Yep, that's a good one.
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
jesus christ
prepbatman
I relate to this too much.
Skardoodles
God #5 really speak to me lol shoot
hurrdurr69
"lol shoot" 10/10
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
The tombstone jump rope gets me. Wife is pregnant with second child and I smoke every day knowing I need to quit or this will be the reality
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
ignore everyone and switch to 0 nicotine e-cig. Almost 2 years since I quit.
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
Recommend any particular set up?
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
2. at shisha-cafe's, to keep it as a 'special' thing, in a similar manner people do drinking only out. It's really cheap here though.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
not really. I was addicted to the smoke clouds, i just went to a store and asked one that produces big clouds. I now have switched to shisha
GreedyJungle
You can do it. I just quit myself and it's hard as hell but it'll be worth it in the end.
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
Any tips?
GreedyJungle
Most importantly remember why you're quitting. You'll be around longer with your wife and children.
StarkeRealm
Also, depending on your outlook, easing off rather than outright quitting can do wonders.
StarkeRealm
I mean, I haven't had a cigarette in three years, but I never went and "quit." Just cut back, to one a week, one a month, a couple a year...
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
Very good thinking. I've been ramping down again in my next quit attempt
GreedyJungle
Staying busy helps a lot. If you're not doing anything your mind will wonder and end up thinking about smoking again.
GreedyJungle
Avoid using it as an excuse to get rid of stress. Whenever someone made me angry or sad I'd smoke again and get sucked right back into it.
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
Good ideas. I drive a ton for work and that's when I do most of my smoking out of habit. Went 23 days then started back up out of routine
GreedyJungle
You a trucker?
StarkeRealm
Having something to replace the ritual patterns in lighting up can help. Like chewing gum, or cracking sunflower seeds.
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
Sun flower seeds! I never thought of that! Thank you
downvotehere
Just gotta get over the 3 day hump buddy! You can do it!!!
CMFMTNPPL
First dude could still climb up
barberst
That first one ... Jesus fucking Christ
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
I took all the other ones seriously but for some reason that one made me laugh, reminded me of
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Mitchz95
Well... at least he can climb out now.
DeUltimaGoddess
#9 pisses me off a tiny bit
easybrz
That shit hits home
KittyDreams4Real
I was the horse for 5 years. So glad I left.
ecorgi
Why?
thrymn
The one on top ripped out the bottom's heart and is literally leading them on with it.
MoistTissue
Dude honestly fuck #5 that's some depressing shit
LiterallyYourMom
Not if you live in the moment.
VicL333
I'm with you. Can't stand the feeling that the love is just temporary. Fuck that. I want to be happy forever but I know the chances are low.
Spiderbubble
If you imagine that hourglass being the time until they die, it's actually quite beautiful.
raptorsoldier
#1 get enough people and you get a useful corpse ladder
PiGiSpi
Yeah, it's the only one I feel is accurate and not trying too hard
GreedyJungle
Username checks out?
Kobbz
How about doing a hand stand?
eNtitude
But, the larger one has an larger heart.
easybrz
I relate to #9
Amazingamandaaaaa
Sorry :-(
easybrz
Thanks
throughthoughtthough
I didn't get that one
TrayMuse
I thought I meant that ones heart will run you of time before the other. Who's knows for sure.
YertIeTheTurtle
Your interpretation of love will run out. Some faster than others.
ScienceDiscoverer
I think its more about life not love.
throughthoughtthough
Oh yeah that's sad
handparty
The heart/hourglass one? What if they were both there to flip the others just before they ran out?
JohnnySupYo
This lifted my spirits a little... Thanks.
MoistTissue
That's actually pretty nice
JohnathanPadilla
I like the cut of your jib
SugartinBadEnglish
Soooo... 69?
handparty
How else do you spell love?
mordrul
That's the only one of these that doesn't seem depressing at all... o_0
APackOfExcitedGingers
I think it means that, if you look at the hourglass as how long you love someone, then one person will eventually stop loving the other
FlyingButtPliers
Perhaps, but they are the same amount left which you would hope means they will end nicely and mutually if the kinky shit doesn't work out.
BadamWarlock
Unless you flip 'em upside down for some cool kink stuff.
pianostacatto
It's not. If anything, the depressing part is that it's showing the larger individual is running out of time first.
SexyLearningDisability
It's his time... it's running out
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Their love is running out, not their time. That's the depressing part.
Hammerhead777
Mmm no, pretty sure it represents their life.
pianostacatto
Hour glass typically represents time. The heart can be considered love, but just as well as life can be.
Kalid19
#8 hurt me the most...
ShirouBlue
That one gave me an amazing idea for the story i'm writing
Atikan
Just meet at the other side?
Kalid19
I'm seeing it as 'the other side' is falling into the abyss. If the circle had its own gravity, they would stand perpendicular to the sphere
Atikan
Wow that is all too true. Never look at it that way. Thanks for the point of view.