Started painting again this week after a 4 year artistic break.
My walnut night stand
Grandmas in the 90’s
My nightstand all set up
Out of my way, people! I’m going to show you what a bad idea really looks like!
One of my first go’s at digital art. Done on my iPhone with a crappy stylus
When my Litecoin investment increases by .50 cents
I NEVER take selfies.
Humanity is done for!!!
If you don't see titties...
Gfs roommate shaved their dog. Best title wins
Rotate monitor
Someone photoshop me doing something cool. I never got to do anything cool
Put my Christmas gift to use and painted something
Target sells bananas by the each
My time has finally come
That could have gone worse
21 images of cats that will make you say "Hey! That's not 21 images of cats. It's actually a gif of a guy blowing up an alligator by shooting an exploding golf tee into his head like a blow dart"
When it's the day after NYE
Got me a straight razor and I’ve never had a smoother shave
Sauce
Pst...Ehh homes...Wanna buy some drugs?
Had to jiggle it a little but I think I found a scammer in my ATM
He's still buttoning it to this day
Title
Forget the fashion statement, the oil spill makes it look like he's floating
MFW I'm watching movies with subtitles
MRW I didn't participate in the secret Santa but people are actually getting cool stuff
Stealth installing Windows 98 on a friends computer while they nap
Let them outside for 10 mins and they come back looking like damn fools
Tell her that she can stay for a few days and then you find this in your shower
Day 14 and the parents still haven't noticed
My girlfriend graduated from nursing school today. It's been a LONG ride and I'm so proud for her
When she puts it in her butt instead
...your move
MRW she finally finishes her drink
How do you proceed?
MRW I'm a complete dumb ass that doesn't think things through
A cool Simpsons tattoo
Where's the farm?
MRW my gf asks me if I'm feeling as tired as she is
I will use this gif later... for scientific purposes
The only diet tip you will ever need
When my boss tells me that my time-off request was denied the day before the requested day off.
Hacks to better your life (OC)
Bored at home on a Sat. night. What's your fav documentaries that are on NETFLIX?!
MRW I lose one of my plugs in the mosh pit
MRW someone microwaves fish at work
MRW I'm wrapping my brothers Christmas present in 15 layers of duct tape.
MRW I'm making snakes out of Silly Putty
A pirate walks down a dock with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants
Alright, we can go on the slides, but then that's it for you
Upvote my pet Conure and she will come poop on you for good luck and fortune
Aerial shots of various places around the world
MRW I just want to make people laugh but my funny post gets down voted into oblivion
When you're sick of hearing people talk shit about your tattoo