A pirate walks down a dock with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The steering wheel pirate pants Jabronie walks up to this other fool with the hook hand...

The hooked hand Jabronie is all like "Hey you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants".

And the other Jabronie with the striped shirt is all like "Yarrrr"

And then the Jabronie with the hook hand is all leaning back with his eyes closed waiting for an explanation...

A deafening silence falls over the old wooden dock. Five minutes of awkward silence passes before they both go their separate ways.