ThoroughlySimplistic

353 pts ยท March 5, 2014


I got to be the person that stuck all those wires on u all!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

has he... wet himself?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ours are "Fred" or "Fredleys". We have Kitchen Fred, Toilet Fred, Small Fred, Large Fred, Huge Fred... etc

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not ashamed to admit i have done this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do indeed make other things, and would like to one day sell them - atm i'm reduced to one-offs due to time constraints.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i did, and i too am being an ass :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They made shorter scarfs..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I was travelling, and knew the state i was in, but no town names/houses in sight. Got a map out. Amazing how quick they found me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course. Shake, bump against the wall, then stick your hand in for good measure. Sometimes they cling in the toes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks mate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will bite if cornered, but it will just be some local swelling and a bit painful at worst. I was more concerned for his welfare.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Literally got a huntsman spider out of my boot this morning. Stuck my hand in there and felt him. Glad I checked..

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Regardless of gender?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TBF, my parents would probably be surprised if I brought someone home to meet them without first telling them I was bringing someone home

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a similar experience. To be fair, I often got caught reading a book I held under the desk during class.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I really appreciate that one particular star to the left and up a bit. You know the one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twig fingers!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw yisss.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Righteous! Righteous!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It said "tear up and down to open".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did the ant run up and down the cereal packet?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, but what would be the fun in that?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe one day. Next time we chat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From many places...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know you. Personally.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once made a pancake like that. Oh, yes I did. It was super awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, if you bump their web they do a little dance for you! :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Redbacks are s'posed to be super painful though, I think I would need medical attention for that one...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mum got me this book. Im not a parent and don't plan to be.. I think she's suggesting something..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0