TheoreticalString

711 pts ยท July 8, 2016


That's not from a wedding, that's from a particularly hilarious Reddit story.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may be a zoomer if you hear "web" and think of the internet instead of a spider.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But the important thing is they'd be here. And they're not here. You can fill in the numbers however you want, but it is worth thinking about.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh certainly. By the time they'd have spread across the entire galaxy they'd be a web of different species some of which would have almost nothing in common with each other. More so since many of the intelligences would be digital at that point, and any biological ones would be long capable of self-evolving (something we can technically do at a low level with gene hacking already). B

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fermi paradox takes length into account. If you take 100,000 years to spread to the nearest star system, and each star system spreads to just two other star systems before it stops, you populate the entire galaxy in well under a billion years.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Danes? I think this is an Irish Wolfhound.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dan

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that popped out to me. Fucking 80 years... Pussy and 69. People never change.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I've always watched that and gone "yeah, the last guy knew exactly what he was saying with that tattoo."

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do they get hazard pay?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sugar in the gas tank does nothing (it's a carbon ring in a soup of hydrocarbons, it gets burned). Bleach in the gas tank would be very bad.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The clone thing is a retcon. X-Men continuity is one long soap opera.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has one - awesome shoulderpads! Really.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some crime is, but some crime is also just a result of hopelessness, despair, and depression. Angry teenager who thinks no one gives a shit breaks a window. Show the teenager that people give a shit, teenager gives a shit too. Our society is where it is because of how few give a single shit.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Haha, like Democrats would ever tax the rich.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw one that was painted dark blue, it almost looked like a normal car. Like ugly, but not hideous.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While skunks are not in the badger family genetically, it's understandable how the original classification put them there.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sheep are potentially the dumbest animals in the universe.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So Superman not only fought the KKK, he won in real life?

7 months ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 0

Nope, nope antelope!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if you take the sane half of America with you. I want to apply to be the 11th Province.

10 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Of course. Omnicidal maniac.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course he's also the sort of person who would get bored of their one joke and blow them all up.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Category was retired due to the SR 71 claiming all the records.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Literally unconstitutional. He's an illegal immigrant, remember?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think President Musk is so much more attractive, handsome, and manlier than anyone else who has been President in recent memory so I know he'll be fine. President Musk is just the best leader, the best.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean 16 year old you apparently had good taste.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's literally watching an idiot try to gaslight us in real time.

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