TheUserThatWasPromised

730 pts ยท October 16, 2017


Talk to me, I need someone to share my incredibly boring life with.

While Ukrainian citizens die we make memes. Black Mirror episode right in front of us.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Or what? You'll write mean words to me?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck that guy for not doing something earlier.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 33

And then sex happened.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that's not fucking up a timeline. That's just fucking up that respective dimension.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other dimensions during the same timeline.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't laughed like that since my gf left me.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

E-4 mafia unite.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're the reason we always did extra PT.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Amen sister. A-fucking-men. Hopefully whenever you visit you'll let me buy you a drink and show you around.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just teasing, didn't mean to offend.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ay pues calame gringa.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mira mensa, chu don't who you faking with!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No mames, pinche mentirosa!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can honestly see why some agencies might have been a little apprehensive about hiring her though, she was a wild card.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from the "hoods", no, keep your pasty ass outta here please.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it's the best state outside of Texas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, most of these are fake. Most of LA is poor minorities who don't speak like this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, GA is where animals go to die.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You got lost on the way to college?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Well he did put "impossible" in quotations.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I concur.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you check out of every superhero movie ever?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I agree, I didn't particularly like Thor Ragnarok. The tone seemed off considering it was supposed to be an apocalyptic event.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until they sleep with your wife and sell your Apple stock.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Where can I get some of these skills?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who are they?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How did the previous administration set up the invasion of Iraq? Honest question, but expect a stupid answer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0