TheTimeless

28141 pts ยท May 3, 2015


Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Im not saying I'm braver than a pole vaulter, but if I was a pole vaulter, the pole breaking would probably be like my 3rd worst nightmare

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, police do also run to hide under the nearest rock whenever they can't kill people. "The sound of children screaming has been removed". Cockroaches is a good description for both police and ice though so it's still accurate.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BuT hEr CaCkLe... fucking dumbasses the lot of them

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happened on live TV my guy

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, i give it a month before that happens too, maybe even 2 weeks

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair for the 2 game of thrones ones that chose scenes from the last season, the show had already been bad for a good 2-3 seasons before. Eurons introduction was so great and in the books he's a major villain and then the rest of his screen time he was just a jack sparrow cosplayer. You can really tell when they ran out of books to adapt.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the meat was already dead

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

They may not believe it outright, but if me thinking they're stupid enough to believe it fills them with glee, then they're still fucking stupid

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You realize though that nothing that biden has done transfers over if he's replaced right? The 100 million or so he's raised? Gone. The new person would also have to somehow get on all the ballots for all 50 states, campaign hard enough for everyone to know they are running (sure it would make headlines for a few days then news companies would move on to something else, or they might not run it at all because right now they support trump), all in 4 months.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Honestly that's still just as impressive, that means he has the strength and endurance to pull his whole body at those speeds

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any good psychologist would say the same thing as you. They know nothing is universal, it'll be more like "hey try these things next time you feel this way, if that doesn't work, try these other ones, if it helps you can mix and match as needed". Running works for some people, drawing for others, no need to pretend one is better when both have the same goal

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I also want to jump on the comments bandwagon of suggesting insane acoustic guitarists. I can't believe no one has listed Roland Dyens yet, especially the song Fuoco. Agustin Barrios with la catedral, especially the 3rd movement. And Tomatito, especially the Bulerias video. Bulerias are improvised by the way, the mad man actually just casually improvised that whole thing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Inheritance is a thing, so yes they could have been gifted it, and the expenses are covered through rent unless they're dumb. In this market that's probably more realistic actually lol

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you really say "you deserve everything for doing nothing" while defending the hypothetical landlord in this meme who is increasing rent for literally no reason? Lmao

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You mean firefighter suspended for saying nothing but facts

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They did claim he had used cocaine and that is why his body burned so quickly... so you're not wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats... not a bad idea. You go to the murder mystery, the victim is dressed as one of the diners or something, you solve it by realizing the victim is the real chef, and the current chef is just pretending to cover up their crime, you know this because the food sucks. After it's solved, the real (good) food comes out and you have dinner.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie I didn't expect to see the mask as one of these but it was pretty amazing, that Goliath cosplay is also top notch, I'm gonna have to rewatch the series now

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then those people should be demanding raises, not that someone else be paid less. 28M for fucking up your body is still not enough money imo, no amount is if you can't enjoy it afterwards

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

The venn diagram between all those things PLUS maga morons is just a circle, they probably didn't want to be redundant

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Modern day Matrix is just the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror, you can pretend the real world has some value for a sec, realize you're wrong, then it's time to get logged in forever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember it like it was yesterday, I had a few friends over, we were watching a movie and by the end we had turned it off and were crowded around my computer refreshing continously, good times

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like to make a contribution to science as well

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My philosophy on books is if I liked it, someone I know will probably also like it, I give to them, if I can't think of anyone it goes into a local free library. If I didn't like it, maybe someone else will, local free library. If I loved it and it is an instant favorite of mine, those I do keep.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my country the way it used to work was you prepaid your phone and texting cost money, if you texted someone without having money it would send out a "X is trying to reach you" to the receiver. I had a friend who I made a system with, sending one of those was let's hang out, sending 2 in a row was let's meet at a prearranged place, 3 was I'm not gonna make it, and 4 was this is important be there ASAP

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually from an old 2003 study, it has now jumped up to 57%, and goes all the way to 68% if you mention a year for reference.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonk

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So now it's a question of what happened first, the discovery of the bones and creation of the myths, or seeing live elephants in India for the first time?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol they think they have superior genes and are the master race and all that shit and then they look like this

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0