585 pts · April 17, 2015
Still waiting on my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
A “kids actually ice skated to school” clusterfuck
I would call him Smoosh! I love him
Can someone explain the purpose of the notch along the dull side? I’ve noticed it in a lot of different knives.
Wag brings me a lot of joy. It’s not his fault. Plus my vet said he may have been born docked because he has no scar or missing fur.
I adopted a rescue toy Australian Shepherd and he just has a nub. It doesn’t impede his ability to love me and watching his little nubber...
Super proud of you!! You’ve always been beautiful, but I’m proud of how you’re were able to stick to a goal and improve your health!
That’s a large bat.
I definitely understand the need, but it’s also a little sad for the family.
Does this mean conservationists will confiscate him in an effort to preserve the species? Will they get to keep him?
I think his respirations? When he inhales his rib cage expands and when he exhales it contracts.
I once met a women named L-a with a daughter named sha-a. La hyphen a? Sha hyphen a? Troubling.
They’re all emotional support animals
Charter flights still require the minimum crew for that aircraft, so there would in fact be flight attendants!
But have you tried wearing white pants?
Any questions?
Woohoo! Thanks!
I’m sorry, I just saw this. But I’m pretty sure it’s because I don’t have enough points. I’m a bit more of a fly on the wall here.
I can’t message you, but I’d love the recipe!
From bucket drummer to commercial airline pilot, a true underdog story.
Yeah and he’s also a very shy and anxious dog who paces a lot in general so we’re having some trouble establishing signals
Thank you! I’ve only had him for about a month and he’s already become my whole world.
Can you adopt me?
Sustained eye contact (especially with a lover) releases the hormone oxytocin. It’s a very powerful neurotransmitter.
That frog is going to get genital warts.
Same! Except Easter Bunny instead of Santa.
Well they did pay $9 million for “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile” so those funds had to come from somewhere...
Understand what it feels like to be truly happy.
Be treated that way. No one does. She sounds like a very small sad person and you can live with the satisfaction of knowing she will never
I think you should talk to your friend about what she said. Either she’s lying or they aren’t actually your friends. You don’t deserve to
YASSSS. Do that.
A “kids actually ice skated to school” clusterfuck
I would call him Smoosh! I love him
Can someone explain the purpose of the notch along the dull side? I’ve noticed it in a lot of different knives.
Wag brings me a lot of joy. It’s not his fault. Plus my vet said he may have been born docked because he has no scar or missing fur.
I adopted a rescue toy Australian Shepherd and he just has a nub. It doesn’t impede his ability to love me and watching his little nubber...
Super proud of you!! You’ve always been beautiful, but I’m proud of how you’re were able to stick to a goal and improve your health!
That’s a large bat.
I definitely understand the need, but it’s also a little sad for the family.
Does this mean conservationists will confiscate him in an effort to preserve the species? Will they get to keep him?
I think his respirations? When he inhales his rib cage expands and when he exhales it contracts.
I once met a women named L-a with a daughter named sha-a. La hyphen a? Sha hyphen a? Troubling.
They’re all emotional support animals
Charter flights still require the minimum crew for that aircraft, so there would in fact be flight attendants!
But have you tried wearing white pants?
Any questions?
Woohoo! Thanks!
I’m sorry, I just saw this. But I’m pretty sure it’s because I don’t have enough points. I’m a bit more of a fly on the wall here.
I can’t message you, but I’d love the recipe!
From bucket drummer to commercial airline pilot, a true underdog story.
Yeah and he’s also a very shy and anxious dog who paces a lot in general so we’re having some trouble establishing signals
Thank you! I’ve only had him for about a month and he’s already become my whole world.
Can you adopt me?
Sustained eye contact (especially with a lover) releases the hormone oxytocin. It’s a very powerful neurotransmitter.
That frog is going to get genital warts.
Same! Except Easter Bunny instead of Santa.
Well they did pay $9 million for “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile” so those funds had to come from somewhere...
Understand what it feels like to be truly happy.
Be treated that way. No one does. She sounds like a very small sad person and you can live with the satisfaction of knowing she will never
I think you should talk to your friend about what she said. Either she’s lying or they aren’t actually your friends. You don’t deserve to
YASSSS. Do that.