ThePoorlyFunctioningAdult

585 pts · April 17, 2015


Still waiting on my Hogwarts acceptance letter.

A “kids actually ice skated to school” clusterfuck

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would call him Smoosh! I love him

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain the purpose of the notch along the dull side? I’ve noticed it in a lot of different knives.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wag brings me a lot of joy. It’s not his fault. Plus my vet said he may have been born docked because he has no scar or missing fur.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I adopted a rescue toy Australian Shepherd and he just has a nub. It doesn’t impede his ability to love me and watching his little nubber...

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Super proud of you!! You’ve always been beautiful, but I’m proud of how you’re were able to stick to a goal and improve your health!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s a large bat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely understand the need, but it’s also a little sad for the family.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this mean conservationists will confiscate him in an effort to preserve the species? Will they get to keep him?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think his respirations? When he inhales his rib cage expands and when he exhales it contracts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once met a women named L-a with a daughter named sha-a. La hyphen a? Sha hyphen a? Troubling.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’re all emotional support animals

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charter flights still require the minimum crew for that aircraft, so there would in fact be flight attendants!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But have you tried wearing white pants?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any questions?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Woohoo! Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry, I just saw this. But I’m pretty sure it’s because I don’t have enough points. I’m a bit more of a fly on the wall here.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t message you, but I’d love the recipe!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From bucket drummer to commercial airline pilot, a true underdog story.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and he’s also a very shy and anxious dog who paces a lot in general so we’re having some trouble establishing signals

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I’ve only had him for about a month and he’s already become my whole world.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you adopt me?

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Sustained eye contact (especially with a lover) releases the hormone oxytocin. It’s a very powerful neurotransmitter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That frog is going to get genital warts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same! Except Easter Bunny instead of Santa.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well they did pay $9 million for “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile” so those funds had to come from somewhere...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Understand what it feels like to be truly happy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be treated that way. No one does. She sounds like a very small sad person and you can live with the satisfaction of knowing she will never

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you should talk to your friend about what she said. Either she’s lying or they aren’t actually your friends. You don’t deserve to

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YASSSS. Do that.

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