“Absolutely no smoking at all. But if you do, put them here!”
Well I’ll be goddamned
Hole E Shit...
...would you mind if I kissed you...
I mean, mum makes good sandwiches but fuck you kid
Wait for it....
69CuntDestroyer420 bro
Share the loaaad
Still a horse dammit!
HAHA kill me HAHA
Important PSA for my people
“No... that’s ignorant...!”
Fantastic
Third place was Spready Mercury. Out-fucking-standing
Shouldn’t have bought the SS Anchor then
Reposting for awareness. When will the madness end??
Can I get a sensible chuckle?
Well that’s one more thing I need to pay attention to...
Not today ma’am!
...no no no...
....close enough....
Apply cold water to the highly-specific burn area
So the domestic abuse from Ms Piggy wasn’t enough...?
Boss moves Heather, boss moves
“But the sign says all-you-can eat...”
MRW I found out about Hugh Hefner. Sorry...
For once, the alt-right are correct. Cuckmaster General right here
Me as a Dad
Savage... Pass the hot sauce please...
Amen my child
Hilarious if true...
Relatable
For sale: 1 tiger. $50 or best offer
Single-payer rocks, Wayne!
Haha! Stay classy UserSub
It is though.... and lo will I spread the gospel
RayLiottaLaughing.gif
You right Vince... I don't get it
*chuckles in Spanish*
Bout to make billions on Shark Tank!
Clever shit Internet!
I can see it in your eyes
It's like I don't even know you man...
50:50 mix of interesting and terrifying
Lawyered
Up yours Timmy, I move weight!
Ha!
Get this McAssWhooping
Every time I try to get out...