The modesty sock is a device used by actors to hide their penises during nude/sexual scenes. By design, these scant pieces of clothing never feature on the big screen, but they help protect modesty where it is needed most. Also, I'm a Dutchman living in South Africa and can't stand stupid people.
Nelson Mandela.
Stock up on stanching boluses before use.
Not the girl on girl action I was hoping for.
Lewis Hamilton?
Bud Spencer would knock him out with one blow, soon as he stops horsing around.
Interestingly, 1 in 5 Aussie Shepherds are born with bobtails. Gandalf is one of those. We wouldn’t dock his tail anyway, but he is cute...
Grey at the moment. But my daughter reserves the right to adjust that in due course.
I have been to Morocco many times. It is a shithole, to be honest, but there are moments that make it amazing. Worth going? Not a chance.
I hope she was wearing a gum guard.
And then he took the corona virus home and wiped out his entire community. The end.
I love Grace Jones!
Capt. Scully Levine in action. Plus three other pilots I can’t name.
*their paint.
My kind of porn.
Wood. The real, old-fashioned thing.
Your plastics make me hard.
Florida, of course.
It is a Weihrauch HW77 limited edition in .22 calibre. And worth every penny, IMO.
I, too, have a little wiener.
Wasted.
I only have Tylenol at home - does that help for the burn?
Always upvote Archer.
Cheese Grommet! Lots and lots of cheese!
I wish I could upvote this comment many times.
I actually really laughed out loud at that. Or smiled loudly, anyway.
Turn around and walk away briskly.
That’s pretty young to be punching out. What happened?