TheModestySock

24792 pts · March 17, 2015


The modesty sock is a device used by actors to hide their penises during nude/sexual scenes. By design, these scant pieces of clothing never feature on the big screen, but they help protect modesty where it is needed most. Also, I'm a Dutchman living in South Africa and can't stand stupid people.

Me, getting to work on a Monday.

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Marriage material?

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Man-of-war

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Motorsport shots

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Reincarnation in the veg world.

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Marriage material, right there.

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Let winter come...

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Safety first...

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Great advice for married men.

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Funny title

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My daughter is really weird.

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You want an oil leak? Coz that’s how you get an oil leak.

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Story of my life...

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It was a horsey sculpture...

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Gandalf goed to the beach for the first time.

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Red Bull’s Hangar 7 - well worth a visit

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T-Bone sous vide

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OC: Fernando Alonso test the Dakar-winning Toyota Hilux

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Well that’s one way of doing it.

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Harry Potter Studios London.

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Wot’s going on ‘ere then?

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S3E1: well worth watching.

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Consider yourself warned.

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Some love for Lamborghini?

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The fans seem unhappy...

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I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

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In fairness...

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In his defence, the pastor probably didn’t know she was over 18.

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Live birth of whale.

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What is art is all around us?

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These fine folk are all the same age. You'll see what I mean:

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Straighten up and fly right!

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Secret Santa reached my Shithole Country at last!

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Me, whenever I'm in a group class.

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Insects with humour...

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Katie approves.

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Trump Force One

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Videoleap Test

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Just hear me out...

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Bottoms up!

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When people ask me what Brexit is.

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Dikdik says no.

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BMW M5 vs Tesla Model S

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South Africa is a weird place.

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K-niiiiiiiine

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Dakar 2018 is around the corner...

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Not the girl-on-girl action I had in mind.

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Never turn your back on the ocean.

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BMW M760Li vs BMW M3 Competition Pack

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The mouse and the frog. Not a love story.

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This is so evil.

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MRW I find out my wife's been cheating on me for years.

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52 years old and looking rather fine.

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Don't worry - it's just the breeze. Or not.

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