TheEnigma

4659 pts · January 14, 2012


Something about myself.

Report of a loose tiger from the Oakland zoo...it’s not over yet!

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Why about the other un filled sections?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Confirmed! Fuck that person in their butt!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same here!

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Thank you! Pet peeve of mine!

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my professor in college made this! My greatest claim to fame. He also did “After these messages, we’ll be right back”. Sunday cartoons.

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Biked 575 miles from Sf to la no problem. Next time I rode my bike got hit by a car twice in the same day.

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Looks like my pup! @rosabellathedog on Instagram.

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Oh my god.

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So if 4 bison is the second largest heard, what’s #1? Whatever the answer it makes me sad.

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Looks like it’s time to replace the blinker fluid.

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9 years now! The future is here!

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Such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

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No lie, $2.79 per avocado at my local market. FML.

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Fun fact! Slugs eat dog poop!

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ScreamAtOwnAss.gif

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And yet here I am unemployed for the last 3 months. I’ll manage whatever garbage company this is!

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Also fun fact the Sphinx is staring at a Pizza Hut.

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Too soon.

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But what’s the best setting to photograph a black hole?

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Patrick?

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No this is Patrick.

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Still would.

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Pictures!!

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Please reset dog.exe

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She’s a pound puppy. Mostly American Staffordshire Terrier, with Dalmatian, Chow and whippet. #allofthedogs. All puppy!

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Thanks! She turns 1 March 15!

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Anyone else get itchy watching this?

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