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BigOlHairball
Fake and gay. Still funny tho
usernamethativeneverusedbeforethisone
http://imgur.com/DxexYyT
doodyhowitzer
BYU, last name was probably Smith
andydotcom
Lol BYU
realinfantpunter
You can find him on Twitter respecting the troops
SergiousMaximus
I once met a man called Phillip Mckrakin. He didn't like being called Phil.
TwoAccountsDown
...so far that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Took me a few passes to get the name right. I'm disappointed in myself.
slinkiisu
My glasses specifically bend blue and red light so that they alpear shifted in position compared to everything else...
slinkiisu
so thanks for this trippy nightmare of a post.
AgentCheeks
SWEET JESUS, I think my eyes are on fire. The hell is this color scheme?
Pheehelm
American.
rhyoliticjuice
mitch0665
If I was your professor A++
stret
If you haven't had a manager for a year you probably don't need one?
SemperFiZero
Those chat bubbles hurt to look at.
TheBestRussian
Even reading this comment, there’s still an afterglow in my eyes. It burns.
ElephantKid
SemperFiZero
Some how worse.
irrelevantsentence
Gifs that end too soon
AllThingsInDueTime
What no Archer joke? Is that a shame Other Barry? Yes Barry, yes it is.
FanaticNinja
That color scheme makes my eyes bleed.
rusrsdude
All i see is violet.
sassort5
It is atrocious.
GingerSnapKid
Agreed but the user could be colour blind and to him might look different
DimmyNatran
No. If you have a Verizon phone and you're using the stock messaging app, this is what it looks like
cuttlefishsticks
I mean, I knew Verizon was crap, but this just seems cruel.
DimmyNatran
Take that back. Verizon is the best. I've had them all before, never had a problem with Verizon.
cousteau
It's for the colorblind.
cousteau
If you're not colorblind yet just stare at it a bit longer.
pondeangul
Is it the red?
Aranyszin
LOL
RetroPCS
The real joke here is they havent had a manager in a year
Jernau
Data team can get by with no manager, or with a rotating door for managers, as long as there is continuity among those who do the work.
Jernau
When they NEED a manager is when the other staff changes and corporate knowledge must be preserved.
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
It happened in my department just last year. It was ridiculous watching the CEO trying to pretend that he knew what he was doing.
zapbranagan
The real joke is the concept of needing a manager
TheRealAethrys
My work has only ever had day shift management. No management on nights.
barbarian818
If they've gone a year without a manager, I'd say the company can save their money and never hire one. That position was clearly redundant.
womblestiltskin
Had no management in the two levels directly above me for a year, in a Fortune 10. Damn that was a productive year. No one knew though.
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
I'm in a Fortune 300 and actually have a really damn good CTO I work under. Makes life pretty great
Alavar
Ahhh middle management. No one really notices when they're gone.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Depends on how the company is set up. We'd be fucked without middle mgmt
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
My company has people that can take care of my responsibilities if I were gone, but theyd be stretching themselves thin and wouldn't be fun.
TheEnigma
And yet here I am unemployed for the last 3 months. I’ll manage whatever garbage company this is!
Lachtaube
I didn't have a manager for a year+. My boss told me to apply for the job. But then it became apparent I wasn't going to be hired for it.(1)
Lachtaube
I withdrew but they kept asking me to reapply. Then they had me help interview other candidates. There's more to it. Don't work there no mo.
BritaThePurifier
Went without a manager in room service at a 5 star 5 diamond resort for like 8 months. Highest performing department for those 8 months.
samtherat6
Can’t speak to the manager if there isn’t a manager.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
surprisedpikachukarenface
cousteau
*taps forehead through a ton of hair*
rigagirl724
My office hasn't had a director in 4 years. Complete shit show
OriginalSyn
Worked in a call centre where for almost years where 10 of 12 managers were acting managers, we called our floor the theatre.
OriginalSyn
almost 2* years
MrRandom314159
Sounds like 'son' is the non-manager manager, and the company finally noticed enough to not promote.
LordAuditorVorkosigan
the real joke is going to BYU
DulothX
Sears: "We've discontinued the management position, you guys just manage yourselves from now on."
SolicitedDickPics
This has been the status at my job for several years. Mall security and our only "boss" is out of state and communicates via email...
cousteau
I don't get it… wait, it's not a joke?
DulothX
Its called standard practice
UnhelpfulAnswers
Ffs what kinda eyes do you have that can deal with this color
dovahkiindredspirit
MinorMinerMynah
Cockeyes.
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
They have special eyes.
jajk0
Probably red green colorblind.
TheBestRussian
“Are these bubbles not brown?”
WorkerLurker
As brown as money
SometimesAfox
I don’t get what’s funny
DryPoo
Phil? Phil McKracken?
flosser
Ned? Needle nose Ned?
3654798521
Bury ma Co*k in her
SometimesAfox
Ah
NickRivieraMD
bury
BanzaiRun
my
Alistairetheblu
IrrelevantHipster
cock
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
In
Panther216
Her
Alistairetheblu
Say the name out loud.
RicksterMax
Paging Mike Hunt.
CleverNamesAreForChumps
Juan Tubone to HR immediately.
HypocriticalBastard
Oooooh...
cousteau
THE NAME
Alistairetheblu
SometimesAfox
I eh... still don’t understand
Kynelius
Barry McKockinner is what the guy told his colleagues the new guys name was. That name sounds like “bury my cock in her”.
SometimesAfox
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!