TheClockWatcher

4635 pts ยท August 2, 2016


Cavemen was my first thought on seeing the picture.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats just a trash drop in ark

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't you sick of having a leader spend all their time whinging on Twitter already?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like the ogre living under the house

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep most of our supermarket ones are shit, my mates homegrown beefsteak tomatoes on the other hand are amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or a coded way of saying jenkem to your mates when your parents are in earshot.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

We don't have that near me. Just blast the horn repeatedly and if no one moves thats their fault.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last night, in my sleep I did a fart so loud that it woke the baby in the next room according to my wife. I slept through the whole thing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good to go then

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That down speed is good but the upstream is a bit harsh. I guess if your not doing heaps of uploading you'll be fine.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeez you catch on quick

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Believe me the Brits here never run out of things haha

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Similar to NZ

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My nz 1Gb/s unlimited connection is $100nzd a month (51.53 pound)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1Gb/s down 900Mb/s up at my place. One thing NZ really shines at is its fibre network.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally don't care what you think.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I love J K Rowling, such a strong woman and amazing story teller. A real inspiration!

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 25

Was cheaper to just go to Sounds and buy the real deal.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here in NZ

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ordered some carolina reaper hot sauce, have been eating it all day. Im currently paying for that right now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty God isn't smiling down on Joel and Joel knows it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch the scene and you'll see he likely already has extensive knowledge on the various smells of ass.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it the treatment that also caused him to turn yellow?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Til thats what they're putting in the tums

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll give it a go tomorrow morning! Chur

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it like yoplait caramel?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most supermarkets, servos and dairies in NZ sell it.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I need to try it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what your supposed to do with them?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0