I like long walks through disgusting bogs and violent folk dancing. I like to write in an ironic accent and in my spare time I look for Amish Midget Porn on the internet.
I like long walks through disgusting bogs and violent folk dancing. I like to write in an ironic accent and in my spare time I look for Amish Midget Porn on the internet.
Trump's inauguration crowd was bigger. #sarcasm
Savage! They will write songs about you.
You know you can fark with my life but don't you dare fark with my porn.
Seriously, I hang out in parking lots with a bucket of popcorn and watch the Jerry Springer Show emerge.
Well that's morally deflating......
1756 stunning.
I salute you sir.
Emo Phillips and Mitch Hedberg are awesome.
Sure but it's a dry heat right? RIGHT? OMG WTF!
Oh God it's leg day every day.
It's not a sport unless someone gets hurt.
You wear it well.
That will take days to cook in that position.
Being a shrimp is a lifestyle choice that I'm not willing to accept.
Wow. There's only one of these people I have yet to meet.
I think the point of this is that dogs CAN take a joke. Cats? Maybe not so much. :-)
This kid got game.
You'll never let the memory of her die. And for that you can thank her for the lasting impact she had on you.
The logic is flawless.
Lucky bastard. I have to do that at my desk.
What a jackass.
Ah yes....the short bus.
My palms are....oh never mind. I'm going to go throw up now.
And in other news , I can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
She could be Kids tie Alley's sister.
Ah yes. This shit I like.
Honestly I don't know how that Amish Midget Porn got there!
Pizza never had a chance.
I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition
Well played Sir. They shall write songs about you.