Found this on Google, laughed for literally minutes.
Mom, mom, mooooooom
Columbus' Rule 18: Limber Up
Merry Christmas and happy Holidays from baby Tyr and I
Butterfree stahp
MRW I board the feel train on imgur
My sleepy new friend Tyr.
Need a date for Valentine's Day?
MRW to most of LNI
How did anyone survive before this book?
I'm all about that Bass
I need an adult...
Magic Banana
Take my money! (This is a Powerup Rewards prize from Gamestop)
MRW the title spoils the joke