3626 pts ยท April 5, 2012
uncanny knack for recognizing famous actors in commercial voice-overs. notary public.
i've hung out with the scots. we have no banter.
I have several questions...
As I mentioned below, there's a whole book of these.
This is from my friends' book! The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) by Anna Pulley and Kelsey Beyer. Highly recommended.
last view of a suddenly not so smug squirrel.
I don't know who you are or why you made this, but... thanks? I guess?
still a better love story than twilight.
well, the title delivers.
VAMPIRE SQUIDS ARE SO WEIRD AND COOL I WANT A PLUSH TOY DO THEY MAKE THOSE!!?
the suburb i live in is known for its abundance of skunks. it's not as cute.
i am the worst grocery cart picker. seriously, i get anxious try to pick, and i always choose poorly.
I work for a very large multi-national Japanese company. This is not necessarily true.
Heh, watching Cutler go full derp is always amusing.
How has no one quoted Chris Rock yet!?
whoa, tiny fish has a social message.
King's ending was not happy. At the end of it, they were alive, but prospects were... bleak.
$570/month!? I'll put up with a ghost roommate for that. Especially if they kick in some rent.
why have i never heard of this before!?
For Minnesotans: "My car is like my own personal universe"
That's honorary Minnesotan level.
When I was losing weight, I replaced all my clothes from XL to L. Never occurred to me that I had more to go. Replaced all the Ls with Ms.
That must take a long time not to cock up.
Regarding the tea thing, am I an asshole if I just toss the bag in and leave it there?
That head tip by Donna after the "two partners" line is hilarious.
"I know you're supposed to say 'fore!', but I was too busy mumbling, 'There's no way it's going to hit that guy...'"
"I've never hit a hole-in-one before, but I once hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying."
No, AFHV was.
And in Japan it's "Makudonarudo"!
This is a repost. No, wait, Grandpa just sent it to me several times.
i've hung out with the scots. we have no banter.
I have several questions...
As I mentioned below, there's a whole book of these.
This is from my friends' book! The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) by Anna Pulley and Kelsey Beyer. Highly recommended.
last view of a suddenly not so smug squirrel.
I don't know who you are or why you made this, but... thanks? I guess?
still a better love story than twilight.
well, the title delivers.
VAMPIRE SQUIDS ARE SO WEIRD AND COOL I WANT A PLUSH TOY DO THEY MAKE THOSE!!?
the suburb i live in is known for its abundance of skunks. it's not as cute.
i am the worst grocery cart picker. seriously, i get anxious try to pick, and i always choose poorly.
I work for a very large multi-national Japanese company. This is not necessarily true.
Heh, watching Cutler go full derp is always amusing.
How has no one quoted Chris Rock yet!?
whoa, tiny fish has a social message.
King's ending was not happy. At the end of it, they were alive, but prospects were... bleak.
$570/month!? I'll put up with a ghost roommate for that. Especially if they kick in some rent.
why have i never heard of this before!?
For Minnesotans: "My car is like my own personal universe"
That's honorary Minnesotan level.
When I was losing weight, I replaced all my clothes from XL to L. Never occurred to me that I had more to go. Replaced all the Ls with Ms.
That must take a long time not to cock up.
Regarding the tea thing, am I an asshole if I just toss the bag in and leave it there?
That head tip by Donna after the "two partners" line is hilarious.
"I know you're supposed to say 'fore!', but I was too busy mumbling, 'There's no way it's going to hit that guy...'"
"I've never hit a hole-in-one before, but I once hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying."
No, AFHV was.
And in Japan it's "Makudonarudo"!
This is a repost. No, wait, Grandpa just sent it to me several times.