TheBaumer

3626 pts ยท April 5, 2012


uncanny knack for recognizing famous actors in commercial voice-overs. notary public.

i've hung out with the scots. we have no banter.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 10

I have several questions...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As I mentioned below, there's a whole book of these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is from my friends' book! The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) by Anna Pulley and Kelsey Beyer. Highly recommended.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

last view of a suddenly not so smug squirrel.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know who you are or why you made this, but... thanks? I guess?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still a better love story than twilight.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, the title delivers.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

VAMPIRE SQUIDS ARE SO WEIRD AND COOL I WANT A PLUSH TOY DO THEY MAKE THOSE!!?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

the suburb i live in is known for its abundance of skunks. it's not as cute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i am the worst grocery cart picker. seriously, i get anxious try to pick, and i always choose poorly.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I work for a very large multi-national Japanese company. This is not necessarily true.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Heh, watching Cutler go full derp is always amusing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How has no one quoted Chris Rock yet!?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

whoa, tiny fish has a social message.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

King's ending was not happy. At the end of it, they were alive, but prospects were... bleak.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$570/month!? I'll put up with a ghost roommate for that. Especially if they kick in some rent.

11 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

why have i never heard of this before!?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For Minnesotans: "My car is like my own personal universe"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's honorary Minnesotan level.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When I was losing weight, I replaced all my clothes from XL to L. Never occurred to me that I had more to go. Replaced all the Ls with Ms.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That must take a long time not to cock up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regarding the tea thing, am I an asshole if I just toss the bag in and leave it there?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That head tip by Donna after the "two partners" line is hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I know you're supposed to say 'fore!', but I was too busy mumbling, 'There's no way it's going to hit that guy...'"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"I've never hit a hole-in-one before, but I once hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying."

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

No, AFHV was.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

And in Japan it's "Makudonarudo"!

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

This is a repost. No, wait, Grandpa just sent it to me several times.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7