The3rdwheel

45759 pts ยท December 20, 2020


Thing is putin doesnt need a bodyguard . The bodyguard is to save people from him

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to my stepdads dog ..he got rear ended and his little shitsu flew from the backseat into the windshield.. messed up his spine.. its eventually what he passed from a decade later

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad has every AC DC concert on dvd. He watches them every weekend

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MSG

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My hair started turning into this and said fuck it and buzzed it all off.. and boy can i tellyou... NOBODY gave a shit that i did. and now i prefer to have it buzzed really short

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rob Paulson looks damn near identical to my uncle.. they almost sound the same as well.. just add a newfie accent and its pretty much spot on

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Foul for traveling

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just about all the disney princesses were under the age of 16

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I cut my own hair 90% of the time.. because it grows wierd... The sides and back grow alot faster for some reason.. so i trim it alot.. and then when its a certian length that i feel is good enough.. THEN i go get it cut because the hairdresser has alot of hair to work with so i dont turn out looking like a fool

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the club.. im a single 34 yr old dude and i am quite happy being this way tbh.. yes having a lafy in my life would be nice but there really isnt anything she would be able to contribute to my life to make it better .. i am happy being solo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were upper class if ur parents bought that little white tub of cinnamon spread

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of thesei swear ive seen in an anime

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in canada a life sentence is 25 years TO life.. 25 years is just the minimum time

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot do it at all. Ive wrecked my thumbs so many times they barely work as it is

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU DUMB!? I worked in produce for many years and yes we trimmed the bottoms but not for this dumb ass reason

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the sex machine

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My math teacher in highschool said this " its not that i cannot teach.. its your fault for not paying attention " now my math teacher had MS and was in a wheelchair .. nothing worse when she got up out of her chair to explain " you are all making ME look bad.. because ive been a teacher for 40 years "

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it dont.. i did the same thing when i worked in produce.. just in reverse... Same with apples and oranges

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And pretty much every other country in that area

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ill sit in a chair and stand up five minutes later just to sit back down the EXACT same way i was before and somehow be more comfortable

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom: we have 6 flags at home ...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say this too.. happens with scotland and england

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Show is a bunch of garbage.. they need to stop making shows and movies about video games .. dafuq u suppose to load decades of lore into a movie or tv show

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Why? 90% of the time traffic here is going 30km/h anyways

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the english / irish border.. all trimmed and mowed until it hits the border. Then its waist high grass and ugly roads

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

It aint hard...most kids that took chemistry in highschool in the last 2 decades know how to do it.. hell it was one of the first experiments we did to learn about oxidation

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

think thats bad

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

he only got as far as newfoundland.. realized there isnt really anything there that they didnt already have

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

reminds me of the time gavin said he showed somebody a slowmo of somebody blowing their load

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0