ThaxtonSpringfieldTheThird

14289 pts ยท May 12, 2018


Every time I put on latex gloves to do anything around the house I say (even to myself) "Just... try to relax." Love this movie. Saw it in the theater. A bit of a Gen X Animal House.

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Cha!

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The Indifference Arrangement.

Writing Prompt: What mythical beasts does solving it call upon?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The mother fucking long box. Fuck yeah, brother. ๐Ÿ‘

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Yeah, so I get it. That's a nice feeling, but this person has almost certainly not tried crack.

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Touche'. There are limits. Past ready for USB mini to completely exit the stage.

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That was some Michael Bay shit right there. I cheered.

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This is among the best reaction gifs in all the land. Always upvote Mr. Nancy.

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This has "daddy would you like some sausage?" vibes.

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A few missteps in that stint as a dust bowl revival minister/ Avatar of Darkness.

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"...but, alas, the forest would not be retained."

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Big fan of their IP and set to spend a substantial amount of coin across a few of their properties at the end of this month (too late to cancel, paid in full, would lose it all and devastate my children so save me the armchair activism), but this is a fucking embarassment. Regardless of the facts of the case, it is absolutely fucking shameful to offer this argument. Arbitration clause from a Disney+ trial sub? Not the park tickets they were planning to use, not the Disney app they had. Fuck Off!

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The kid in the background throwing the double shaka is everything.

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For the first 3 seconds I thought this was a deleted scene from the lost "Slaver" sequence of Waterworld.

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Greetings fellow nerds.

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"everyone deserves a chance to fly"

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Pay your fucking parking tickets, Cleetus!

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Rick Rude with a gun? This from an Andy Sidaris movie I missed?

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#5 Is that one of those kneeling chairs? In front of a shitty computer desk. 80s AF. Respect.

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#1 The fuck is Pervitin?

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"It's not the size of the foo in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the foo."

A spear, though? Really?

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Some of the richest Corinthian Leather that Ricardo and I have ever seen.

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