ThatGrrlOverThere

18795 pts ยท December 19, 2014


I like cats, Riesling, and neuroscience. Also, remind yourself you're a pretty great person, today. I probably think you're neat.

Kittens are like me playing Mortal Combat for the first time. All the moves are there, but I'm just spinning around mashing keys.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correction 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647 legs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*joins in fist shaking*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I now can't get the image of one of those blood bags rocking back and forth, but full of jizz, out of my head.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently it worked for him at school when they'd try and beat him up

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 opposable thumbs have a clear evolutionary advantage to humans, but not to fish. Orgasms are equally useless to fish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Other species also may not raise their offspring, or spawn in vastly different ways. So, there's not the same benefit. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it seems I've finally found a reality TV show I can get addicted to

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wrong NRA, but lol.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That must have been a terrifying way to go, mammals aren't fans of drowning. RIP big guy

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Between increasing the likelihood of impregnation and subsequent bonding, the female orgasm makes a lot of evolutionary sense.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sandcastle Empire.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could see myself making it all the way to the counter, and going to lift up my cat carrier before realising.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why turn up to court. 13 yeas later a court is going to be reluctant to get your money back, no matter how nice you are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're going need a physicist and a statistician, and someone to make them coffee.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Who's gonna keep Nermal in line, now?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kittens having kittens, this is where the catnip epidemic has gotten us.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You say that with such authority, I'm worried you're speaking from experience.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I went through a phase of Googling them, and a lot did exactly that.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

^This cunt's alright.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I want someone to add another row.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's cost effective. I made so much curry when I was an undergrad, throw in some potato and rice, and you can feed an army.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I needed to hear this, would it be okay if I messaged you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, AA is the only option I can afford.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your pun cheered cheered me up a good deal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a lot of wasted money. I hope my next post is 3 months sober. :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately isn't. I counted the standard drinks out. But, I agree, I wish there was a program without the religion

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's a hard road, especially because while the theology isn't palatable, there's a whole community you lose.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1