Thanksforl

30853 pts ยท August 2, 2020


Ah fuck. If you were around here I could help you out with things

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you around Chicago?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're in the Chicagoland area I can help you out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been there. I'm not saying this is the best option buuuuut, look for a Panera or something similar. Walk to the delivery shelves while looking at your phone, take a bag and slowly walk out while "typing" on your phone.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I hear ya on so many levels lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I totally stole that shit

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMFAOOOOOO. That was a fortunate mix up, that post gave me the giggles

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horse p?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how I feel right now lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's pretty much my standard operating procedure lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My CPU is overheating right now

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I used photo editor to split them up individually

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I stole every single one of these. Gonna keep them in the holster for every interaction I have with a dude who starts telling me all about crossfit lmao.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of that FX series "Rescue Me"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Child support in 3..2..1..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Floor it and see what difference that Hulk juice made.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Pro tip. If your mom lets you borrow her minivan, crank the wheel one way, put it in reverse, and floor it....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think boobs and butts are his favorite colors.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Historical inaccuracies aside, that shit was funny as fuck!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm in the same-ish boat. This is gonna sound fucked up, bear with me here but don't be too grizzly. Hate. Hate is a horrible thing. However, sometimes a 19mm wrench, not a 3/4" wrench is what you need. Learn to harness hate. Hate the predicament that you're in. Learn to hate the obstacles. Learn to hate anything in the way of loving yourself, loving your life, and loving others. Ironically, hate can be the fuel for your rocketship to love. You just have to channel it properly.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not tech savvy by any means. But was it windows 7, windows Vista, or windows ME that was like the digital version of Satan? In my memory, XP seemed to be fairly problem free, but as I said, I'm not very tech savvy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dude has a few wires crossed in his head. But. To give credit where it's due. On this subject, he is correct.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No argument there

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the cutest shit ever!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@OP. Homie, we need to be friends/collaborate. Idk why it's so enjoyable or validating or whatever the appropriate terminology is, to fuck with scammers. Like, why is it so much fun?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dating is like being a 3 legged turtle in a horse race. Consequently, I am single lmfao.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMFAOOOOOO! This post made my day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0