TerminalGear

12594 pts ยท April 12, 2014


Republicans: We would like you to have this nice thing! Greenland: What are all those strings attached to it for? Republicans: Ignore those.

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A big'ol bucket of Napalm.

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It's a stupid competition and everybody's trying to win.

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#12 That cat looks like Fizgig.

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YOU. DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE. STONE.

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Some of the generation at the time never experienced this because we were not stupid enough to touch the glowing hot part.

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My brother had a girlfriend who owned a three legged cat named Tri-pod.

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Interesting, please continue.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter how much he renovates it, nobody is going to put on a show there as long as his stupid name is on the building.

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Apparently I am a FAH-LAMING homosexual.

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I read somewhere that in the original Beauty and the beast novel Bell was so disappointed by Beasts human form that she went looking for the Enchantress who cursed Beast and begged her to change him back into a beast.

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Sir Christopher Lee didn't die, the Grim Reaper offered him a job.

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We could use more awesome dumb movies.

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It is VERY important to ask people what they are into BEFORE springing your kinks on them.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You see! This is the kind of chaos that happens when people think they can play god!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll start acting civil when you do.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did I seriously just get a little misty eyed over a sad plane?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least one.

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Why stop there? Let's go one higher with...ULTRA GUY!

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I'd rather forget him entirely, just erase his name from everything, bury him in a grave with no tombstone and let him be forgotten. Because that would hurt him the most.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I remember my mom watching this show when I was a kid.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!"

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And the trucks will be driven by golden unicorns that eat flowers and fart butterflies.

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#1 Operating a sea vessel without a license as well as performing various maintenance tasks, plumbing, electrician, etc, without the required licenses. The last Caretaker.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang! Another cool fun fact ruined...by facts.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would give anything to have these back.

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