782 pts ยท February 15, 2016
Isn't this already in English?
I once missed my tram stop for work as I was so engrossed....and I have never watched a boxing match in my life!
I legitimately did not understand shower thought velociraptor until I saw the 'philosiraptor' tag. Mind blown!
*pupdate
Do you like fish sticks? You must be a gay fish.
Haha, real talk though, if they are into kinky stuff, please ask them to be explicit about what they like, don't like, want to try etc
Majestic sea flap flaps
Extremely confused why this is in the food folder
Sex. The best outdoor activity.
Helicopter dick!
Took me much longer to get this than I'd like to admit!
Such an odd concept for an Australian. We roast pumpkin, eat it for dinner, stick it in salads and make it a soup, not waste it in lattes.
This makes me super uncomfortable for some reason
I'm sorry you had no bad memories of me ..
Now just to complete with 2 letter scrabble words. ...
Always thought marriage would be like this, avoided it until I met my now husband, it freakin rocks, all about the person and communication
Did you know swans can be gay?
That's a bold strategy Cotton.
That is the most athletic penguin I have ever seen!
Said it in the voice as soon as I saw it!
Empty vagina? BAM! Bam bam bam bam bam.
Super disappointed no one fell into the water...
uh, anyone else freaking out about death by tangled bedsheets? Legitimately did not know that was a thing....
Like invite death in for a cup of tea, or like life sucks balls a little at the moment?
Title spelt 'cardiovascular' incorrectly
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Cheers!
Sploosh!
Wait, no fish tax at the end?
Isn't this already in English?
I once missed my tram stop for work as I was so engrossed....and I have never watched a boxing match in my life!
I legitimately did not understand shower thought velociraptor until I saw the 'philosiraptor' tag. Mind blown!
*pupdate
Do you like fish sticks? You must be a gay fish.
Haha, real talk though, if they are into kinky stuff, please ask them to be explicit about what they like, don't like, want to try etc
Majestic sea flap flaps
Extremely confused why this is in the food folder
Sex. The best outdoor activity.
Helicopter dick!
Took me much longer to get this than I'd like to admit!
Such an odd concept for an Australian. We roast pumpkin, eat it for dinner, stick it in salads and make it a soup, not waste it in lattes.
This makes me super uncomfortable for some reason
I'm sorry you had no bad memories of me ..
Now just to complete with 2 letter scrabble words. ...
Always thought marriage would be like this, avoided it until I met my now husband, it freakin rocks, all about the person and communication
Did you know swans can be gay?
That's a bold strategy Cotton.
That is the most athletic penguin I have ever seen!
Said it in the voice as soon as I saw it!
Empty vagina? BAM! Bam bam bam bam bam.
Super disappointed no one fell into the water...
uh, anyone else freaking out about death by tangled bedsheets? Legitimately did not know that was a thing....
Like invite death in for a cup of tea, or like life sucks balls a little at the moment?
Title spelt 'cardiovascular' incorrectly
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Cheers!
Sploosh!
Wait, no fish tax at the end?