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Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/rK5g0
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/g2xLd
Part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/vXHr3
Part 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/CjfWC
Part 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/YvQNk
pian0man16
Drowning food in cheese, bacon, or chocolate isn't cooking. It's downright disgusting
ninjamang
This why I'm always fat and hungry!
IStillLoveYouNintendo
Call me old man Cantanky if you like, but most of this just looks like a fuckin mess that I don't want to deal with.
motophiliac
This post gave my eyes heart attacks.
lookingOknaked
I can pass myself, I swear to God, girls. But the moment I saw the first gif I nutted.
TeamocilPartOne
Title spelt 'cardiovascular' incorrectly
Salvad0R
yuck
planbparty
it sounds shitty, but I'm real proud of myself for being disgusted by these. been trying to eat healthier lately!
Atmosphere2
DIABETES !!!!
illtakeasideofkittenswiththat
Fuck, I guess it's time for third dinner.
ihaveasweetmustache
http://imgur.com/SN55HCP
Th3D00M
2/3 of those looks fucking gross
THEszechuansauce
As a celiac.. I fuckin hate you so much eight now
THEszechuansauce
Right*
Bugofbelgium
Most of these don't even look that good... overly sugary unbalanced shit.
LadyMidnightToker
Was thinking same thing... Pick one or two ingredients and make it superb!
WolfNugget
I'll have 1 diabeetus please
gerrybbadd
Looks like I picked the wrong day for a 24hr fast.
Foundling108
I started this post at 167 pounds....
jsmithy2334
I can taste the diabetes from here
ProvidesYouShittyLinks
which diabetes?
Xx11Rebecca11xX
ALL OF THE DIABETES!
slobbols
I think I might be missing some gene that requires me to like this. Honestly most of these make me feel queasy.
MilDravin
eh... alot of people don't think of me as 'southern' (or human for that matter) cause i don't like things to sweet
IAMTHESOURCE
This post gave me diabetes
CaptMoonMoon
This post gave me even more diabetes
wobbu
What's the point of huge, ridiculously heavy desserts like most of the ones in this album? You can only take one bite before you're full.
Magistra1346
In America, debauchery is its own reward ... XP
optimusgoose
That poutine was disgraceful. Trust me, I'm Canadian.
Caliburn
As another Canadian: There was poutine in that list?
optimusgoose
An attempt at one. Probably an American attempt because it was basically pizza on top of fries. Don't change the poutine its perfect as is!!
Caliburn
Oh, I took that to be "pizza fries" and didn't consider it poutine.
DickPicEnthusiast
That was a disgrace no matter what it was trying to be.
Asxciiii
Ugh I hate overly gooey sweet treats, just gimme a cookie no extra shit.
captainclutch
Oatmeal raisin?
Freemage69
I could deal with the gooey sweets, but the burgers that get mangled beyond recognition don't appeal so much.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
A warm cookies with vanilla ice cream aint bad though.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
A warm cookie*
Vectorman2
Oh la tee da, look at little princess here with her fancy gookies. Just give me a bag of sugar and cut out all that froo froo baking shit.
kittypixplz
I tried that. It's not good. http://chocolatecoveredkatie.com/2011/11/06/one-minute-chocolate-cake/ is good.
guccistains
Lmao you made me laugh out loud, no chill fam bruh
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
That Nutella sandwich with twix looks disgusting.
kooger2439
Doesn't change the fact that I want it in my mouth.
aninvisiblemaniac
I think most of the desserts looked too sweet and too much, but the real food looked soooo good
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
ONLY that one?
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Mostly that one
AOSUOMI
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!
Imghurrr
Yeah that one was dumb but a lot of them looked amazing cryyyy
Salvad0R
that's because it is. liquified plastic with chocolate taste
AlonzoMoselyFBI
Hmmm.. a nutella ice cream sandwich on a croissant. How do we improve this? Great idea, Dan. Let's put two chocolate bar/dicks on the ends.
isnewflik
i would actually just eat the two chocolate bar/dicks on the ends and give the rest away. i don't get what people like about nutella. :/
blitherypoop
Is that what that was?
112864
it's really close to what it was
ilikewobbleboards
I didn't drool, but I did cum
mmmmmmShaiHulud
I didn't even last past the first gif...took like 3 seconds...Can we try again in 10mins?
HelloMyNameIsEmily
I may have done both.
urmomsawhore
TexanScrubLord
Ectoplasm?
twofishtails
That'll make a nice topping for #1, then.
weirdoinuse
I did both...
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Drool makes for great lube
ByronByroff
You drooled cum?
ScipioWright
Ha, gay
axbycz
AT THE SAME TIME!
imlonelyforonlybeingtwentyeight
I had microwaved mashed potatoes for dinner last night.
bulletsBloodSweatNgearsPandasufferingfromsexlexia
Always up vote mashed potaters and leftovers. I'm in therapy and starving now .. thanks op
maneuvre
That's my snack of choice because it's the closest thing to a snack that I have
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
I had peanut butter crackers and a sprite for a snack.
anybodyknowsthat
No need to brag
whoawhatacoolusername
Were they homemade or store bought?
alreetpet
I had microwaved mash potato for breakfast...
JustenJay
Hot pocket for me.
hollybadass
you are the reason I even read comments!
HandlocK
Lucky you! I had sleep.
valerium
Matt Damon?
BrokenMegaman
had an apple and a penut butter pack of crackers... fuck diets
Kmank95
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKjkZJIrvYU
RegginaPhalange
Hahaha.
GifMagister
Well aren't you fancy?!
TOASTEngineer
There are no valid excuses for bad food except maybe "I am an orphan in a third-world country." (cont.)
TOASTEngineer
Mix together 3/4ths cup flour, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 tsp salt, 2 tsp of whatever oil you can get, and 1/2 cup of water (cont.)
TOASTEngineer
knead it a few times (just roll it around with your palms against the table), stretch it out into a circle on some tinfoil (cont.)
TOASTEngineer
and put some sauce and cheese and toppings on it, and put it in a 400 degree oven for 30 minutes, and you've got pizza.
catscatsyeahcats
Asparagus. With a a side of asparagus.
Ehehebottom
You fancy! I finally randomly found you!
catscatsyeahcats
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner! It's only been like three year. I GET TO SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!!
Ehehebottom
I know right? EEEEEEEEE!!! Soooo excited!!
Turbz
I'm so excited too. I just can't hide it.
TOASTEngineer
Who the fuck are you people
TheseAreMySquishyBoots
I just ate pasta and mayo for my lunch.
opwilldeliverr
Ew what the fuck
Ewido
I made so much pasta 2 fridays ago that I still have it.
jimothywilson
I see you eating hard pasta and squirting mayo in your mouth after every bite.
TheseAreMySquishyBoots
Why? How else would you have it?
bosstonez
Jesus Christ I want to send you a loaf of bread and some turkey breast.
TheseAreMySquishyBoots
I have some plums and peas in the freezer but I didn't think they'd add to it, I was making cheese pasta till I realised someone ate it all.
bosstonez
I'm so sorry about your mayo and plum pasta
MinimumWageSalaryMan
I took a soft potato. cut off the stem parts, chopped it up finely. added some garlic and curry powder, added some onion. that's all I got.
TheseAreMySquishyBoots
I hope you cooked it too
MinimumWageSalaryMan
considering how old and mushy it was. I had to saute using vegetable oil to make it palatable.
pelusita35
I have a wicked stomach virus. No food since Saturday.
BeMyChildsDad
Same, stay strong
pelusita35
Hugs from afar.
BeMyChildsDad
Yes, realy far
pelusita35
Are ya better yet? I'm still not. Why's it lasting so long??