TabCapslock

503 pts · March 29, 2015


I'm not a normal person but I play one on TV

No it’s Walter from The Big Lebowski.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Proof colonialism wasn't all bad.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

His wedding band is on the wrong finger? I dunno

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gen-Xer here using paper towels instead of napkins. Why buy two different products that essentially perform the same function?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

iirc this might be from Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But seriously, it is Peele as President Obama.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most expensive wedding I ever attended, the couple split after six months.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see you've played knifey-spooney before!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lemme guess, China?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you got Track in the AM but Gymnastics in the PM

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The boy's name? Albert Einstein.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was very irresponsible of the radiologist to not give you earplugs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Electric Boogaloo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit, I read the whole thing in British accents. Now I have to go back and read it again in Aussie accents.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

"The ReMAAHdelling shows that blah blah blah" - Temperance "Bones" Brennan, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Upvote for showing the work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More expensive than a new cello?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CHOOSE ONE: 1)Trump lost the popular vote. 2) Russia helped Trump win the election.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

*misunderestimate

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that would be 10/7?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When I was your age I had to download warez six miles, each way, uphill, in the snow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wood she? She would not.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Is your oven a TARDIS?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not stealing if it was freely given.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister was bitten by a moose.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOL I actually saw #15 in person!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

It's so they didn't roll away.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0