TYYL

2287 pts · August 18, 2014


How many probed anuses does it take to develop an understanding of terrestrial life?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Like does he have a car?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What the shit man haven't seen the game in years

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Torille.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit +1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Definitely Finnish. The windows and the neighbours house give it away

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Your sentence structure makes it sound like the teacher is paying for the textbooks, which I really hope is not true... (Europoor here)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maakuntakeskukseen puhumaan päättäjille! Jatkot torilla!

8 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 10

Torille! Ihan muuten vaan!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Also "Teachers are as esteemed as doctors and lawyers" Yeah I wish :D

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

That bit was awfully written. I guess they're trying to say that only 10% of applicants get into the program, which is quite accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nu måste jag fråga. Va i helvete talar du om? :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, of course. Missed the vom and the half symbol in the beginning

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The 10.90€ is the price for a dish with 1.2kg of chicken

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Haha, that's more than enough (especially with the complementary uhhhs). I'm not even Swedish myself, either ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Västerås is pronounced the same way as Westeros. Tack för posten, ta det lugnt på vägarna!

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Okay! That's too bad. Hopefully your future relationships will turn out better :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You alright there buddy?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whenever you post on imgur, you are supposed to pay the cat tax/ pupper tax in order to fulfill your duty as an Imgurian.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arrival! A movie more like fantasy than scifi: the linguist actually has a job

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Olvi mainittu, torilla tavataan!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I jave no Mo patience for this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's Mojave for fucks sake

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Therefore "This is linguistics, not natural science" would be better put. A bit pedantic, but just wanted to say it. Have a great day! (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this, I agree wholeheartedly. However, I would argue that linguistics is indeed a large branch of social sciences, and (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TORILLE!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It does. Humour is a great way of coping with it though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years of menstrual blood would be only 16,8 liters, so drowning someone in it would be a bit difficult (unless you're gonna drown a baby)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0