TTToaster

1884 pts ยท June 16, 2015


The fact this even has to be considered is appalling. You shouldn't be terrified that every time you go to school might be your last and walking around like a CoD Juggernaut.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Reminded me of a quote in Nine Lives, a book about a British bomb disposal operative in Afghanistan. Him and his buddy got confused looks cause they were going to 'smoke some "British cigarette nicknames" outside'. Americans asked how that shit was allowed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 "Who loves Orange soda?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember the days saying "I've not seen that easter egg!" Led to excitedly being shown it, not the "lol do you even play the game?" Of now

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 went exactly as I thought and feared it would. Jesus Christ.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

We had running and jumping events. We couldn't be trusted with anything that could be easily weaponised. Kids are dumb.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#15 "Human, free me."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza Poppa always gets paid.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm working part time, because I do more hours than my contract, I get paid my average when I'm off on holiday. 4 weeks + bank holidays.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to work in a call centre, the worst/best was "Q, like cucumber." No, my dude, it is assuredly not.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I never noticed he has a tassle on his ass. It spins round a couple times about halfway through.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly this, even within other species in Star Wars, Twi'leks have a massive variation of tendrils and colours. They're all one species.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dare say Fight Club has went down to a 5/6, compared with this athletic perfection.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He bequeefed it? Did it smell ok?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Cause of the angry spirits?

3 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 2

One day, I will be mature enough to not giggle madly at #27.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#45 I've got a scar from my wife's talons. Hurt like a mofo, cut your talons.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh, I just thought my dog and cat were weirdos. TIL! Thank you for the info.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always. Technically it's over 5 days.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I worked with a guy years ago, off the phone, he sounded like Eeyore. As soon as he picked up a call, he turned into a game show announcer.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I definitely read this wrong. At first I thought it read "I must eat Putin," and that was a much weirder scenario.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Running away from the "psychos" and they were just trying to save their lives.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tucker and Dale vs Evil. He was one of the "psycho" hillbillies that bought a new cabin. Kids kept accidently killing themselves 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#50 My wife is already concerned with the jokes I make about my funeral. Another one to the pile!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish. Theres more of the bastards. Still though, feel free to nuke away! Hit Easterhouse, you won't be able to tell a difference!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the most satisfying 'whap' noise hitting someone with one of them.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0