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When you’re at your grandmas
Has science gone to far
ViscousCousCous
#16 COVER THE DAMN BALL, JFC DO YOU WANT TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN?
dragonflynpenguinfarts
#15
ParanoidCarrot
#34 i wish
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
#31 the problematic kind of dog breeders. Claiming they love dogs while breeding them tae absolute fuck.
itsthevoiceman
#15 --
peacexxl
#32 the Damm proof of life photo is everything
CausticLemonEnema
Noodle
ICannotSanctionURBuffoonery
#32 Well that was a Rollercoaster...
LawFiveGuy
load 35 more images? with pleasure!
kkanne20
Gurbbs
Long dog
Gurbbs
Dog
MrNecrophile
#33
JericoJones23
#26 I wish to live in a place where this is breaking news.
LaffertyDanie1
#49 well I hope you kept looking because that is clearly a bear
DesignatedDrinker
#8 Meat me at the bus stop
Rugmimgu
This dog dunno is pure gold?
LaCroixJenkins
that dog looking over the fence reminds me of Mayor Lightfoot
TheGreatCatMassacre
Reminded me of Beetlejuice
jds2582
Heath Ledger's Joker for me.
Beezebubbles
Reminded me of Wilson.
SamTheBraveLibrarian
More frozen Jack Nicholasan from The Shining for me. Laughed my ass off with that meme.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
I totally had those Dino sheets
MikeH
I did too!
Afewflowers
#29 Gotta work around, if you google 'little Mexican dog' it comes up.
SassyPantaloons29
#43 Heckraiser.
AngryQueefNoises
This was my favorite lmao
JericoJones23
#14 fuck these waves, making this poor puppy cry
mclin003
slotheroll
friendsofsandwiches
They're ALL good dogs. BRONT!
mangoor
14/10
Valdemaaaar
#35 Please grandma, no more!
JericoJones23
#5 lol yea. My German shepard was always shocked when she was picked up. Which wasn't often cause she was HUGE
mcglirkymeow
#23 - me too doggo, me too.
Wikipedo
#3 reminds me of Snowy when Tintin went to the moon
Jace99
Great dump. Thanks, needed that today!
stabthecrab
Fun fact to brighten your day. A group of pugs is called a Grumble. I leaned this yesterday at the vet. Carry on friend, spread the word
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Couldn’t agree more. Exactly what I didn’t know I needed on a shitty day
RatBits
#50 That should be "descendants", if anyone else cares. ;) Ancestors are the folks that came before you.
HasteTheFool
THANK YOU
RevolutionOnHerLips
The dog in the picture isn't a descendant either. It should read "me after thousands of generations of my ancestors eating Pringles"
HasteTheFool
The dog represents OPs descendants. Pringles haven't been around long enough to affect evolution.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Pringles isn't going to be around in thousands of generations of dogs, either. jfc
RevolutionOnHerLips
let's all remember it's a joke, eh?
HasteTheFool
Jokes aren't devoid of meaning though. Even if that meaning is sometimes slightly silly.
RatBits
This! I suppose you could interpret it differently, but this was the intended one.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
FYI: DO NOT put crystal balls by windows. You could burn your house down.
RoboCoonie
Middle of the living room, far from any natural sunlight.
thegrimtrigger
Also do not eat them. They taste terrible.
GrassssssssTastesBad
Just keep them covered at all times
SonOfScubaSam
That's where the whole "cover the crystal ball when you aren't using it, or demons will get you" thing comes from!
JericoJones23
Shut the front door! Really?! Awsome!
satomz
Also avoid hanging crystal balls inside your car, for the same reason.
prettywitty69
Sick referance bro
Iceman0624
Was scrolling normally then immediately flew to the comments to say this once I saw that pic lol. Seriously it will burn your house down
1philthy1
I learned that on Imgur
Commentsaboutyourusername
Pfffff I'm not taking advice from a dirty pirate hooker!
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Aye may be dirty matey, but not dumbs
Commentsaboutyourusername
Valid point, you salty dog
chaosundivided
this can also happen if you give Cave Johnson some citrus fruits
rbudrick
Do not put them by east or west-facing windows.
VolcanoHerder
Or north or south depending where in the world you are
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
So no windows then
rbudrick
(Antarctic research stations simultaneously explode all over)
TTToaster
Cause of the angry spirits?
NotAParsnipInDisguise
They'll jive you with their Cozmik Debris.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Yes
Psiberdragon
Sdougy
Naturally
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
What? No bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
The sun is basically a giant ball of angry spirits anyway everyone knows this
chaosorbFTW
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Yeah, because of the angry spirits.
SidewalkWidflower
Angry spirits it is
Leithoa
Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.
juantoo3fore
Get your fucking science outta here. No one believes that nonsense anymore
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
Anymore? Been like that for A WHILE as this pandemic has shown ? we're all gonna die
ILikeTinyBoxes
Angry sun spirits. Got it.
Pelikanmutationsgesang
What have I ever done to the sun that it wants to burn down my house...? I feel attacked...
maskedrabbit
Cause it magnifies the sun which irritates the spirits
ZebraCockSandwich
I think it just attracts the fire spirits, they get too excited and just have a party in your house.
PsychoticSmiley
No One Amplifies the light of the Sun! Gettem ghosty Bois!
MichaeIScott
Cause of the angry spirits.
Rielle
Yes
RockKickass
It angers the sun god
Nakahana
Who in turn sends sun spirits, who are angry.