TMPudding

3726 pts ยท November 24, 2011


So she'll know where to have her plate placed next time.

9 hours ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Mysterious ways, ineffable plan.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The face you show, the face you feel.

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think Dexter tv was much better than the books, can't think of another such case offhand.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Packaging, those strawberries need much more packaging.
No flowers, ribbons, pot pourri, gold, frankincense or myrrh.
They haven't even tried, it's an insult, utterly unforgivable.

2 days ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Hey, don't be discouraged, remember the old proverb.
Work without rest for 87 years and you'll probably win.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ye Ugluk is OK, just as long you're not a Gorbag follower.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, lawyer off the list,
programmer off the list,
toilet technician off the list.
What am I supposed to do now?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wont catch blue shirt.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it going to run for political office?
I think its fans will insist on it.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't think Nosferatu felt the cold.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll bet that horse will get no royalties at all.
It's Another Brick In The Wall all over again.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good old Grishnakh, my favourite.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LLAP

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Two bob

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this colour make me look flat?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why didn't he just get Nadja & Laszlo to sing along?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it didn't make you feel tense?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look like Yoda when lying you do.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Born in USA, lives in USA, sounds like an American...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strait:
Difficult; stressful.
Having or marked by limited funds or resources.
Narrow or confined.
Sounds dire, why'd you want to go there for?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll pay plenty to live anywhere liveable.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor bastard can't afford a cabinet for his amps, hard times.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not if you're a professional tardigrade stacker.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What happened to the guy who commented on every post with ducks, did they get him?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(a) People now put their elbows on the table
(b) The world has gone to shit
Causality or association?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is disgusting, he is wearing short socks!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm calling fake on this, that isn't real Jurassic vegetation.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought cats were like royalty, they don't expect to pay for anything.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is his middle name Harkonnen?
Anyway I can't wait for him to be emperor of the universe, I'm kneeling in obeisance as I type.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0