Surefif

61127 pts ยท April 21, 2013


Since 1988 and 2016 have identical calendars, and since everyone liked the posts THE PAST TWO GODDAMN YEARS so much, I will be doing a high quality scan of each Calvin & Hobbes from 1988 for each corresponding day of 2016. Made it out of usersub once last year; that was cool. Still don't understand why y'all didn't like Humping Man. Since Christmas selfies are a thing, fuck it here's me http://i.imgur.com/M2c6gjn.jpg wah wah wah bathroom selfie, get the fuck over it. Only mirror my broke ass had on Christmas.

I logged in for the first time in months just to downvote you and leave this comment. I bet you're a fun person.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn I have 218, how do you use so many?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grew up in BR, don't ever intend on spending another summer in that weather.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think either of us could be right; looks like they're on a ridge so didn't think someone was back there. I don't usually think reflectors.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those multiple light sources. Only way this isn't shopped is a wireless strobe set up directly behind the couple & color temped to the sun.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A circlejerk. Yeah some weird and funny shit gets posted but it's also a lot of shitposting. I still enjoy it but it isn't some elite club.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comment you replied to was deleted so idk what was said; what elicited that response? Deep south raised, live east coast cities and love it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's still out there. Insane beats here https://youtu.be/kVXSWmj35-E and straight poetry here https://youtu.be/vcpokC2Ewzs ...same group.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I did this too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So did she get that before or after you started dating? The answer could say a lot about OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna be that guy. The video was pre-recorded; it and others were used as troll videos to get boobs when chatroulette was new.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Directly related: Anon goes to the supermarket

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tues. going downtown was a fucking nightmare. Waited 35min, held at White Flint for 15, then 2 different single-track areas. Took 1hr extra

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily, it's pretty easy to spot the bullshitters when it's face to face like that. Source: I deal with them like once a week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact most of us millenials probably don't know: Wide Wide World of Sports was a show on ABC in the 70's, hence the joke

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get a belt out of you?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After God knows how many times I've seen it that line still makes me laugh my ass off

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was so much better

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda drunk but I'm like 90% sure #5 is my fucking photo from the 2012 RNC. If it indeed is, what the fuck

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with you, at least with their sketches. They just push and push and push the joke then end it with a "twist" as abruptly as possible

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That fucking username

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"I don't like to talk about myself, but I'm gonna talk about myself and how great I think I am"

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I don't fuck with those DC early morning coffee Iines

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Idk if the breakup was bad or good or mutual, but if it involved her cheating I'd find this first date story funny as hell in retrospect

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Also I know this cop personally and he's HUGE into cars; he could probably tell by the guy's tone of voice whether he knew his shit or not

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but you know that. Sounds like this guy didn't.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I missed a few days then a few more, then decided I'm gonna take the month off. June 1 I'll post a full May album then go daily again.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

East coast corridor city dweller here. What the fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a Foul Bachelor Frog from like 10 years ago

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